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Old 06-28-09, 10:03 PM   #1
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Hi,
If you like puns then check this out.
You can even submit your creations too,which might get published.

Do let me know your favorite one liner.

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Old 06-28-09, 11:09 PM   #2
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I like reading such one liners and this site is already there in my bookmarks
thanks for sharing
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I like reading such one liners and this site is already there in my bookmarks
thanks for sharing

would you mind sharing your favorite pun?
Mine is in my signature.
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Old 06-28-09, 11:40 PM   #4
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Q: What's the favourite animal of the IRS

A: Zebra.

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p.s you do know that the pun is said to be the lowest form of wit right?
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yeah yeah!!!

But where did you twist the word and made it witty and ambiguous? huh...
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yeah yeah!!!

But where did you twist the word and made it witty and ambiguous? huh...
ambiguous? like your avatar? he can live both on land and water.

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can Zebra live in water?
As far as i know Zebras spend very little time in water.

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can Zebra live in water?
As far as i know Zebras don't very little time in water.
I was referring to 'your' avatar.

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ok, since we are on the topic of zebras,

why did it cross the road?
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would you mind sharing your favorite pun?
Mine is in my signature.
even mine is in signature
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I was referring to 'your' avatar.

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ok, since we are on the topic of zebras,

why did it cross the road?
ummnnn....
I have read this before. Can't recall the answer right now.
anyway i'll give it a try.
Maybe because everybody stopped seeing Zebra crossing.
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ummnnn....
I have read this before. Can't recall the answer right now.
anyway i'll give it a try.
Maybe because everybody stopped seeing Zebra crossing.
OK, I can accept that as an answer ;-)

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Why did Arnold play defense in soccer and not a forward?
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Why did Arnold play defense in soccer and not a forward?
i give up!!!
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i give up!!!
He told his coach - "I'll be back"

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