A
AML - All my love
ASAP - As soon as possible
ATB - All the best
RUOK - Are You Okay
AYSOS - Are you stupid or Something
@TEOTD - At The End Of The Day
AAS - Alive And Smiling
AEAP - As Early As Possible
ABITHIWT - A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
B
BRB - Be right back
BTW - By the way
B4 - Before
BFN Bye For Now
BTDT - Been there done that
BAU - Business As Usual
BCOZ - Because
BHOF - Bald headed old fart
BO - Buzz off
BTOBS - Be there or be square
C
Cm - Call me
Cu - See you
CUL8R - See you later
CID - Consider it done
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
CTN - Can't Talk Now
CRAP - Cheap, redundant assorted products
CWYL - Chat with you later
KEWL Cool
QT - Cutie
D
Dk - Don't know
Dur? - Do you remember
DND - Do Not Disturb
DINK - Double Income No Kids
DIKU - Do I Know You
DIY - Do it yourself
DA - the
DWL - Dying with laughter
DUST - Did You See That?
DILLIGAD - Do I look like I give a damn?
E
E2eg - Ear to ear grin
EOD - End of discussion
EOL - End of lecture
RLR - Earlier
EZ - Easy
XLNT - Excellent
NRG - Energy
EM - Excuse Me?
8 - Eight
NUFF - Enough
F
F2F - Face to Face
FYEO - For your eyes only
FYI - For your information
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
4EVER - Forever
FBOW - For better or worse
FOC - Free of Charge
FWD - Forward
4 - For
G
Gr8 - Great
GAL - Get A Life
GTH - Go To Hell
G2G - Got to Go
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GSOH - Good Sense Of Humour
GBTW - Get back to work
GFC - Going for coffee
GBH - Great Big Hug
GL - Good Luck
H
H8 - Hate
HAND - Have a nice day
H&K - Hugs and Kisses
HOAS - Hold On A Sec
HUD - How You Doing?
HOT4U - Hot for you
HTH - Hope this helps
HW - Homework
HAGD - Have a Great Day
I
IDK - I don’t know
IGotUBabe - I’ve got you Babe
ILU - I love You
IUSS - If you say so
IDC - I Don't Care
IMO - In My Opinion
IBTD - I beg to differ
INMP - It's not my problem
IOH - I'm outta here
IDL - Ideal
J
J4F - Just for fun
JstCllMe - Just call Me
JAM - Just A Minute
JC - Just checking
JAS - Just a second
JIC - Just in case
JK - Just kidding
JAD - Just Another day
JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
JPYL - Just pulling your leg
K
KC - Keep cool
KIT - Keep in touch
KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid
K - Okay
KFY - Kiss for you
KWIM - Know what I mean
KYPO - Keep your pants on
KIR - Keep It Real
KHUF - Know How You Feel
KMP - Keep Me Posted
L
L8r - Later
Lol - Laughing out loud
LTNC - Long time no see
LtsGt2gthr - Lets get together
LOML - Love Of My Life
LONH - Lights On, Nobody Home
LOPSOD - Long on promises, short on delivery
LDR - Long Distance Relationship
LFTI - Looking Forward To It
LIFO - Last In, First Out
M
MSG - Message
M$ULkeCrZ - Miss you like Crazy!
MGB - May God Bless
MIA - Missing In Action
MO - Move On
MYL - Mind Your Language
MYOB - Mind your own Business
MKOP - My Kind Of Place
MTE - My Thoughts Exactly
MorF - Male or Female?
N
NC - No comment
NE1 - Anyone
NWO - No way out
N/M - Nothing Much
NADT - Not A Damn Thing
NBD - No Big Deal
NICE - Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIMY - Never In A Million Years
NMP - Not My Problem
NOYB - None Of Your Business
O
OAO - Over And Out
OATUS On - A Totally Unrelated Subject
OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another
OMDB - Over My Dead Body
OMG - Oh My God
OOO - Out Of Office
O4U - Only for you
OTT - Over The Top
OOTB - Out of the box or Out of the blue
P
PCM - Please call me
PPL - People
P&C - Private & Confidential
PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
PHAT - Pretty Hot And Tempting
PLS - Please
POV - Point of View
PITA - Pain In The Arse
PTB - Please Text Back
Q
QL - Quit Laughing
QQ - Quick Question
R
RUOK - Are you okay?
RBTL - Read between the lines
RMLB - Read my lips baby
RBAY - Right Back Atcha
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual
RL - Real Life
ROTM - Right on the money
RTBS - Reason to be single
S
SWTDRMZ - Sweet Dreams
SC - Stay cool
SOL - Sooner or later
SO - Significant Other
SOB - Stressed Out Big time
SWIM - See What I Mean?
SSDD - Same Stuff Different Day
SOS - Same Old Stuff or Help!
SMS - Short Message Service
SG4IT - Search Google For It
T
T2ul - Talk to you later
Thx - Thanks
TIC - Tongue in Cheek
TAFN - That’s All For Now
TBD - To Be Decided
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TOY - Thinking Of You
TS - Totally Stinks
TTTT - To Tell The Truth
TMB - Text Me Back
U
UOM - You Owe Me
U4E - Yours For Ever
URAS - You are a star
unPC - unPolitically correct
URYY4M - You are too wise for me
UR - Your, You're
U2 - You Too
URW - You are welcome
V
VFM - Value for money
VM - Voice mail
VRBS - Virtual reality bullshit
W
W4U - Waiting for You
WDYT - What Do You Think?
WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money
WRT - With Regard To
WTH - What the heck/hell?
WUM - Watch Your Mouth
WAEF - When All Else Fails
WFM - Works for me
WKND - Weekend
WAD - Without A Doubt
X
XclusvlyUrs - Exclusively Yours
XI10 - Exciting
XME - Excuuuuse Me
Y
YBS - You’ll be Sorry
YNK - You never know
YKW - You Know What?
YAFIYGI - You asked for it, you got it
YGIAGAM - Your guess is as good as mine
YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
YGTI - You Get The Idea?
YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
Z
ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired