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Self Appraisal..

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    A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in ten-digits (phone numbers).


    The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:






    Boy: 'Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

    Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): 'I already have someone to cut my lawn.'

    Boy: 'Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.'

    Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

    Boy: (with more perseverance): 'I'll even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida.'

    Woman: No, thank you.



    With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

    The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

    Store Owner: 'Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.'

    Boy: 'No thanks'.

    Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.


    Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!'

    This is what we call 'Self Appraisal’...



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    This should not be in "Jokes" section. Moving it ...
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    Really nice and something to be be given a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by just4kix View Post
    This should not be in "Jokes" section. Moving it ...
    I was confused where to put this

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    Good one

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    lol good one
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    Real Solid

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    a nice one.....but got this on mail long back....
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    That little boy was none other than our
    former president Dr. Abdul Kalam.

    -F

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    Are you sure Farcy??

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    I don't think so..There are so many fake story regarding famous people, i remember one story when abdul kalaam took his colleagues family for outing while he was working(He forgot)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post
    Are you sure Farcy??
    I was just kidding, because I see a lot of these stories with
    that punch line ;-) almost all of them fake.

    -F

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    Quote Originally Posted by farce View Post
    That little boy was none other than our
    former president Dr. Abdul Kalam.

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    Yeah Dr Abdul Kalam in Palm beach, Florida :lol: :lol: