Complaints about India Broadband forum

[18lama]

I could write a very angry letter right now about India Broadband Forum, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape India Broadband Forum's destructive indoctrination and is consequently believable.



India Broadband Forum's theatrics manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: anaesthetize the human spirit. Phase two: perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy.



India Broadband Forum's goombahs avouch that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. I say to them, "Prove it"—not that they'll be able to, of course, but because India Broadband Forum's philosophies are a gangrenous putrefaction that serves only to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny.



That fact may not be pleasant but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. I, hard-headed cynic that I am, challenge India Broadband Forum to point out any text in this letter that proposes that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.



I must ask that India Broadband Forum's forces tackle the multinational death machine that India Broadband Forum is currently constructing. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to ensure that all of the news we receive is filtered through a narrow ideological prism.



Now, I hope India Broadband Forum was joking when it implied it was going to fabricate all sorts of abusive ad-hoc rules and regulations, but it sure didn't sound like it. Believe it or not, I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication.



Uncompanionable delusional-types like India Broadband Forum, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in oppressive, ridiculous radicals in order to convince them to increase subservience to its monolithic engine of animalism. Passion precludes India Broadband Forum's ability to ignore trivialities and to concentrate on the important aspects of the problem.



Okay, that's a bit of an overstatement but for all of you reading this who are not despicable cut-throats, you can understand where the motivation for that statement comes from. It is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to deal with India Broadband Forum's unbridled treatises on a case-by-case basis. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that India Broadband Forum wants all political power to shift, like cargo in a listing vessel, from elected officials to the worst classes of stentorian, damnable kooks I've ever seen.
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This thread is in no way intended to flame anyone or anything, it's just for fun. Something I found on a random forum on www.

[sujithsukrutham]

Realy funny. Very much struggled to go tru.....Thanx 4 sharig d link

[meetdilip]

May be anti FUP petitioners will like to have a look at this letter. Or we will send one to BSNL. Just for them to understand how we feel.

[Dragon]

WOW!!! I didn't check the climax before, I was reading it Line by line. I thought you wrote real. phew, man :thumbup:

Rep++ for the shock

P.S: I didn't get 60% of its meaning

[Punch Farce]

Should be in the jokes/humor section.

-F

p.s Initially I was impressed by the language, but then I was struck
by the emptiness of content, then had a chuckle.

[18lama]

Should be in the jokes/humour section.

Than people would not have taken it seriously. Actually I was going to post this into the site related section but changed my mind at the last moment.

WOW!!! I didn't check the climax before, I was reading it Line by line. I thought you wrote real. phew, man :thumbup:

Rep++ for the shock

P.S: I didn't get 60% of its meaning

thanks for the rep. And yes nobody should be able to understand what it means, and that's the fun part!

[Punch Farce]

Than people would not have taken it seriously. Actually I was going to post this into the site related section but changed my mind at the last moment.

You are right, It wouldn't have had the same punch if it
was in the humor section.

thanks for the rep. And yes nobody should be able to understand what it means, and that's the fun part!

Well, I thought you really had some conflict with mods in some other
thread, but was trying to find what the exact problem was.
The words were all no problem, I understood pretty much all the words ;-)

-F

[18lama]

You are right, It wouldn't have had the same punch if it
was in the humor section.

Well, I thought you really had some conflict with mods in some other
thread, but was trying to find what the exact problem was.

-F

Nope no problem with any mods. Well not yet anyway.

[just4kix]

Actually the English is archaic to follow.

p/s. I hope you guys don't say the same thing about me in private.

[gothic_coder]

p/s. I hope you guys don't say the same thing about me in private.

Well only if following archaic is good .. Sometimes i need to look dictionary also

[aashaka_gandhi]

Lol......

[18lama]

Actually the English is archaic to follow.

p/s. I hope you guys don't say the same thing about me in private.

Nice suggestion.

Remembers to send PMs to certain members of this forum.