Thread: The best way to commit suicide

Hi,

Not sure where to post it, Jokes or Health section.

1) Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

2) APPY FIZZ

Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

3) Mentos

Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care

4) Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India

5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

6) Cotton Ear Buds

Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear
ones....!

Source

Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
Professor
Department of Anatomy
All India Institute of Medical Sciences
New Delhi - 110 029
Phone: 91-11-26594880
Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
Associate Professor,
Dept of Anatomy,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
New Delhi
110029-INDIA

This is the similar content which I receive in Spam/junk emails everyday. Not sure, how far and how many are true among this.

its not at all true.......

mentos to cyanide, kurkure with plastic (hmm, maybe plastic tastes better with spices), appy fizz with carcinogen (wondering why the chemical wasn't specified)...

i'm telling you all these brands and companies are out to kill you and lose out on their business in the end! :lol:..

Please read this chart for the mobiles Cell Phone Radiation Chart - Mobile phone EMF safety shield

alright, the cold one was infact posted earlier by me with a lot of details, but its just to cover up the rest of their bull$hit...

this should be in the JOKES section...

1) Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

Keep the joke aside, but this will not be the solution for ppl giving miss calls(particularly ppl w/o speaker fone)

I really don't know abt the others & i really dont care coz i use/consume none of the listed at all.

Logik

Originally Posted by meetdilip

Hi,


3) Mentos

Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care

4) Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India

I don't think its true . These are only the game of Business revels.

Plastic is a melting substance, but all melting substances are not plastic!!!

Originally Posted by meetdilip

Hi,


Source

Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
Professor
Department of Anatomy
All India Institute of Medical Sciences
New Delhi - 110 029
Phone: 91-11-26594880
Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
Associate Professor,
Dept of Anatomy,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
New Delhi
110029-INDIA

Someone from Delhi call these doctors and ask them if this is true.....

-F

first check ........ r these actual humans n docs.....

mentos one i not true. But, it is advised not to drink coke/etc before or after havin mentos. Well, i dunno the reason, but when u put mentos in coke, its starts to bubble real fast.try it. works best on thumbs up.

Originally Posted by rajan1311

mentos one i not true. But, it is advised not to drink coke/etc before or after havin mentos. Well, i dunno the reason, but when u put mentos in coke, its starts to bubble real fast.try it. works best on thumbs up.

The reason for the rapid release of the dissolved carbon dioxide from coke is that the mentos has a very high number of minute pits on its surface which act as nucleation sites for the CO2. This was proved in a mythbusters episode.

The chance of your stomach exploding is very low though , since a lot of mentos are required in addtion to a 2L bottle of coke (which i dont think u can have) to produce such great pressures as seen in many youtube videos.

Originally Posted by PunchsucKr

The chance of your stomach exploding is very low though , since a lot of mentos are required in addtion to a 2L bottle of coke (which i dont think u can have) to produce such great pressures as seen in many youtube videos.

Your Stomach may not explode, but its absolutely sure to develop severe ulcers within a very short period.
And ulcers are worse than death.

Its also a fact that several drugs available over the counter in India are banned in all Developed countries.

Originally Posted by meetdilip

1) Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

I doubt that this is true,.... I jus wrote my mobile communication exam a few days ago , I hope I'm right !!

Modern mobiles cosume far less power and are more optimised to use the least amount of power necessary to communicate . So establishing a call makes no diffrence as far power is concerned.

what actually matters is the distance from the cell phone tower. and thats hardly a problem these days.

Originally Posted by meetdilip

Hi,

Not sure where to post it, Jokes or Health section.

1) Mobile

. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

This is very weird, are they saying that the left half of the skull contains
no brain and is empty?

-PF

Originally Posted by Punch Farce

This is very weird, are they saying that the left half of the skull contains
no brain and is empty?

-PF

Probably, but not for all

"This is a true fact from Apollo medical team."

More info : http://www.hoax-slayer.com/use-left-ear-mobile.html

want to know the best way to commit suicide?
put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
get the room locked from outside
then let them spam as much as they wish.

DTIS

:-|

Originally Posted by panchabhut

want to know the best way to commit suicide?
put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
get the room locked from outside
then let them spam as much as they wish.

DTIS

:lol::lol::lol:
that was best way to Suicide!

Originally Posted by panchabhut

want to know the best way to commit suicide?
put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
get the room locked from outside
then let them spam as much as they wish.

DTIS

Are you sure you can do this?

Originally Posted by oshhh

Are you sure you can do this?

if there is assistance

Originally Posted by oshhh

Are you sure you can do this?

you climb out of a window, lock the room from outside and climb back in ;-)

Originally Posted by Punch Farce

you climb out of a window, lock the room from outside and climb back in ;-)

make that 'jump'. EOS.

Originally Posted by panchabhut

want to know the best way to commit suicide?
put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
get the room locked from outside
then let them spam as much as they wish.

DTIS

TIS

100 points

Originally Posted by meetdilip

1) Mobile

Partially true

Originally Posted by meetdilip

2) APPY FIZZ
Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

Surely wrong
I am working in cancer treatment section for more than 4 yrs now.
Cancer is not caused by agents (reffering to chemicals or any other foreign particle)

Originally Posted by meetdilip

3) Mentos
Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care

partially true, it doesnt become cyanide but due to the gas releasing nature inside your stomach a lot gas will be formed and it will cause your stomach to burst. (need a large quantity)

Originally Posted by meetdilip

4) Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India

Never tried.

Originally Posted by meetdilip

5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

They are banned but surely they are life saving drugs.
I can only suggest that use it when priscribed.

Originally Posted by meetdilip

6) Cotton Ear Buds

Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear
ones....!

I have heard this, but never got confirmed. Why to try ? just avoid it.

Thanks for the valuable suggestions Mr. Compounder..eerr..Mr. Doctor.

Originally Posted by Dragon

Thanks for the valuable suggestions Mr. Compounder..eerr..Mr. Doctor.

:hammer: :lol:

I like it, it feels me that I am close to you all