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    Hi,

    Not sure where to post it, Jokes or Health section.

    1) Mobile

    Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
    recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
    which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

    2) APPY FIZZ

    Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

    3) Mentos

    Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
    Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
    becomes cyanide.
    Please fwd to whom u care

    4) Kurkure

    Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
    plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
    plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
    report from Times of India

    5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

    * D cold
    * Vicks action- 500
    * Actified
    * Coldarin
    * Co some
    * Nice
    * Nimulid
    * Cetrizet-D
    They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

    6) Cotton Ear Buds

    Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
    to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear
    ones....!

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    Professor
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    All India Institute of Medical Sciences
    New Delhi - 110 029
    Phone: 91-11-26594880
    Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

    Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
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    Dept of Anatomy,
    All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
    New Delhi
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    This is the similar content which I receive in Spam/junk emails everyday. Not sure, how far and how many are true among this.

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    its not at all true.......
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    mentos to cyanide, kurkure with plastic (hmm, maybe plastic tastes better with spices), appy fizz with carcinogen (wondering why the chemical wasn't specified)...

    i'm telling you all these brands and companies are out to kill you and lose out on their business in the end! :lol:..

    Please read this chart for the mobiles Cell Phone Radiation Chart - Mobile phone EMF safety shield

    alright, the cold one was infact posted earlier by me with a lot of details, but its just to cover up the rest of their bull$hit...

    this should be in the JOKES section...
    DON'T beam me up, Scotty!

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    1) Mobile

    Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
    recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
    which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.
    Keep the joke aside, but this will not be the solution for ppl giving miss calls(particularly ppl w/o speaker fone)

    I really don't know abt the others & i really dont care coz i use/consume none of the listed at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Hi,


    3) Mentos

    Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
    Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
    becomes cyanide.
    Please fwd to whom u care

    4) Kurkure

    Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
    plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
    plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
    report from Times of India
    I don't think its true . These are only the game of Business revels.

    Plastic is a melting substance, but all melting substances are not plastic!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Hi,


    Source

    Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
    Professor
    Department of Anatomy
    All India Institute of Medical Sciences
    New Delhi - 110 029
    Phone: 91-11-26594880
    Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

    Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
    Associate Professor,
    Dept of Anatomy,
    All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
    New Delhi
    110029-INDIA

    Someone from Delhi call these doctors and ask them if this is true.....

    -F

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    first check ........ r these actual humans n docs.....
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    mentos one i not true. But, it is advised not to drink coke/etc before or after havin mentos. Well, i dunno the reason, but when u put mentos in coke, its starts to bubble real fast.try it. works best on thumbs up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajan1311 View Post
    mentos one i not true. But, it is advised not to drink coke/etc before or after havin mentos. Well, i dunno the reason, but when u put mentos in coke, its starts to bubble real fast.try it. works best on thumbs up.
    The reason for the rapid release of the dissolved carbon dioxide from coke is that the mentos has a very high number of minute pits on its surface which act as nucleation sites for the CO2. This was proved in a mythbusters episode.

    The chance of your stomach exploding is very low though , since a lot of mentos are required in addtion to a 2L bottle of coke (which i dont think u can have) to produce such great pressures as seen in many youtube videos.
    DON'T beam me up, Scotty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunchsucKr View Post
    The chance of your stomach exploding is very low though , since a lot of mentos are required in addtion to a 2L bottle of coke (which i dont think u can have) to produce such great pressures as seen in many youtube videos.
    Your Stomach may not explode, but its absolutely sure to develop severe ulcers within a very short period.
    And ulcers are worse than death.

    Its also a fact that several drugs available over the counter in India are banned in all Developed countries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post

    1) Mobile

    Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
    recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
    which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.
    I doubt that this is true,.... I jus wrote my mobile communication exam a few days ago , I hope I'm right !!

    Modern mobiles cosume far less power and are more optimised to use the least amount of power necessary to communicate . So establishing a call makes no diffrence as far power is concerned.

    what actually matters is the distance from the cell phone tower. and thats hardly a problem these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Hi,

    Not sure where to post it, Jokes or Health section.

    1) Mobile

    . Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.
    This is very weird, are they saying that the left half of the skull contains
    no brain and is empty?

    -PF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punch Farce View Post
    This is very weird, are they saying that the left half of the skull contains
    no brain and is empty?

    -PF
    Probably, but not for all

    "This is a true fact from Apollo medical team."

    More info : http://www.hoax-slayer.com/use-left-ear-mobile.html

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    want to know the best way to commit suicide?
    put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
    get the room locked from outside
    then let them spam as much as they wish.

    DTIS
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    :-|

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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    want to know the best way to commit suicide?
    put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
    get the room locked from outside
    then let them spam as much as they wish.

    DTIS
    :lol::lol::lol:
    that was best way to Suicide!

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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    want to know the best way to commit suicide?
    put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
    get the room locked from outside
    then let them spam as much as they wish.

    DTIS
    Are you sure you can do this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oshhh View Post
    Are you sure you can do this?
    if there is assistance
    Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Consciousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oshhh View Post
    Are you sure you can do this?
    you climb out of a window, lock the room from outside and climb back in ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punch Farce View Post
    you climb out of a window, lock the room from outside and climb back in ;-)
    make that 'jump'. EOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    want to know the best way to commit suicide?
    put yourself in a room with NPU, GC, Dragon, PunchFarce and 18Lama.
    get the room locked from outside
    then let them spam as much as they wish.

    DTIS
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    100 points

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    1) Mobile
    Partially true

    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    2) APPY FIZZ
    Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.
    Surely wrong
    I am working in cancer treatment section for more than 4 yrs now.
    Cancer is not caused by agents (reffering to chemicals or any other foreign particle)


    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    3) Mentos
    Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
    Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
    becomes cyanide.
    Please fwd to whom u care
    partially true, it doesnt become cyanide but due to the gas releasing nature inside your stomach a lot gas will be formed and it will cause your stomach to burst. (need a large quantity)


    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    4) Kurkure

    Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
    plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
    plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
    report from Times of India
    Never tried.


    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

    * D cold
    * Vicks action- 500
    * Actified
    * Coldarin
    * Co some
    * Nice
    * Nimulid
    * Cetrizet-D
    They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.
    They are banned but surely they are life saving drugs.
    I can only suggest that use it when priscribed.


    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    6) Cotton Ear Buds

    Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
    to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear
    ones....!
    I have heard this, but never got confirmed. Why to try ? just avoid it.

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    Thanks for the valuable suggestions Mr. Compounder..eerr..Mr. Doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Thanks for the valuable suggestions Mr. Compounder..eerr..Mr. Doctor.
    :hammer: :lol:

    I like it, it feels me that I am close to you all

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    You certainaly are.

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    Thanks for the info K.K. Repo+++
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    thanks KK
    (KK bhi doctors kae sath reh kar half doctor to ban he gaya hai )

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    thanks KK
    (KK bhi doctors kae sath reh kar half doctor to ban he gaya hai )

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    Thanks Doctor!
    for you Compounder suits more than Doctor:tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoothvibes View Post
    thanks KK
    (KK bhi doctors kae sath reh kar half doctor to ban he gaya hai )
    :32: par mein sui abhi abhi sui compounder jaisa hi lagata hun
    (means not correctly & will make more pain)


    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    Thanks Doctor!
    for you Compounder suits more than Doctor
    Shifty's nature of shifting things has not gone yet

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    I know a way to commit suicide which will make it seem you are dying & dying & dying to all but you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    I know a way to commit suicide which will make it seem you are dying & dying & dying to all but you.
    please enlighten us ..

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    Go near black hole & cross a fix limit. You will die instantly but to others it will seem you are dying forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    Go near black hole & cross a fix limit. You will die instantly but to others it will seem you are dying forever.
    I dont have words to express my feelings..

    adjust with these :11: :32: :death: :cursing: :gun_bandana: :13: :6:

    :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    Go near black hole & cross a fix limit. You will die instantly but to others it will seem you are dying forever.
    ur.gif

    Where do you come up with such an idea?

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    ^^ :lol:


    ;D kk you got a rival now
    job takes the child away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickey View Post
    kk you got a rival now
    why & who is it ?

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    Me. Sole jediknight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    Me. Sole jediknight.
    Learn a lot, You still need to.

    (In the voice of Master Yoda)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirankumargb View Post
    Learn a lot, You still need to.

    (In the voice of Master Yoda)
    Of course but my Midichlorian count is higher. & under your tutelage I will better you.

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    Can anybody answer this ?

    1. Jawaharlal Nehru was the _______ of Indira Gandhi’s Father. ?



    2. Make a grammatically correct sentence by using the verb "IS" immediately after the word "I"



    3. I am having two coins of Indian currency in my pocket, the total value of which comes to 75 paisa. But mind you, one of the coins is not a fifty paisa coin. How it is possible?


    Will post the answer later.

    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?



    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    2. Make a grammatically correct sentence by using the verb "IS" immediately after the word "I"
    I is the 9th letter in the english alphabets list.

    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    3. I am having two coins of Indian currency in my pocket, the total value of which comes to 75 paisa. But mind you, one of the coins is not a fifty paisa coin. How it is possible?
    The other one is a 50ps coin.


    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

    back seat of your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?
    please use a comma "," in that sentence. (This is not an answer)
    Last edited by kirankumargb; 18th August 2009 at 09:40 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Can anybody answer this ?

    1. Jawaharlal Nehru was the _______ of Indira Gandhi’s Father. ?



    2. Make a grammatically correct sentence by using the verb "IS" immediately after the word "I"



    3. I am having two coins of Indian currency in my pocket, the total value of which comes to 75 paisa. But mind you, one of the coins is not a fifty paisa coin. How it is possible?


    Will post the answer later.

    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?



    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

    [SPOILER - highlight below]

    1. name
    2. I is a vowel
    3. the other one is
    4.
    5. name

    [till here]

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    PF look into my poem here need help urgently on last two lines.http://www.indiabroadband.net/litera...tml#post231906

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Can anybody answer this ?
    1. Jawaharlal Nehru was the _______ of Indira Gandhi’s Father. ?
    Jawaharlal Nehru was the Name of Indira Gandhi’s Father.
    Collection of my useful Threads - All in One

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    Can anybody find dilip ?

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    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?



    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

    Two more to go. Answer by evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?
    Rep Points. :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?



    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

    Two more to go. Answer by evening.
    I already answered #5.


    5 == 1


    -F

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    One more to go..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    4. What is taken from you before it is given to you?



    5.Eventhough it belongs to you, usually others use it, What?

    Two more to go. Answer by evening.
    4-- respect

    5-- name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Rep Points. :lol:
    Good one .........

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    Thank you......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pri_dm View Post
    4-- respect
    :no:.......................

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    Thumbs up Appy Fizz Safe Drink

    There is no basis for this argument and no cases whatsoever have been reported. Appy fizz is just plain apple juice which is carbonated. It may contain some preservatives and coloring agents, but they are all approved and for that matter, all fruit drink products from all companies have them.

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    Thumbs up Facts

    These are not complete facts. You can find the complete facts here

    hoaxorfact.com/Health/plastic-in-kurkure.html
    hoaxorfact.com/Health/avoid-these-tablets-they-are-very-dangerous.html
    hoaxorfact.com/Health/must-read-cotton-ear-buds-are-infected.html

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