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1. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

2. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

3. Divorce: Future tense of marriage

4. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

5.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

6. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ..

8. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

10. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

11. Classic: books which people praise, but do not read.

12. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

13. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

14. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

15. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

16. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

17. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

18. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

19. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

20. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

21. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

22. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

23. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

24. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

25. Father: A banker provided by nature.

26. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

27. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

28. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after?

29. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

sujithsukrutham

It's very funny!!!

Kiran?????

kirankumargb

Its partly re post...
Mod's can you merge this and this ?
http://www.indiabroadband.net/jokes-...finitions.html

@sujithsukrutham

hmmm depends on how you come to clinic (in car or bike or walking )