Thread: Yaadein : College Days

go through the incidents and the respective dialogues, and the coll day memories will b back…..!!!!


1. On being Late

"Kab shuru hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ........ kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

2. During the lecture

"Yesss !!!! Sir.......The answer is .......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"

"No sir.....I know the answer .......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod..... dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain "

"Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!"

"class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye......"

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 Kiya kya??"

"Isme Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Are tu to bura maan gaya....... dikha na........."

4. Tests

"Tests???? .....Aree yaar...... "

"Kya...... abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Mera dost kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega..."

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua....."

6. Late submission of Projects

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hui thi"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

"They should allow XEROX........"

7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"

8 VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha......."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"

10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na wo........"

12. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"External ke aane ke pura scene hai....... "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"

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Bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai
hostel ke chhat ki wo raat yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai
Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho
fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai

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those"night outs"
those"midnight teas"
those"birthday bumps"
those"old torn jeans"
those"late night walks"
those"long chats"
those"pinches n slaps"
those"crushes on pals"
those"mother's pickels"
and fight 4 them
"getting kicked out of da class"
"struggle for marks"
"writing on desks"
"fight with teachers"
"tears for love"
those"b'grade movies"
those"plea for placements" .... this one is incomplete ...

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Remembering my classmates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny's plot,

Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my best friend,
Oops! Today she is some body else's girl friend,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy, that made me smile,

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to classroom blushes,

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play and rejoice,
Once again become college guys,

Chatting and laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moment of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart,

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
will leave forever in our memories.

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Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,

vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,
vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,

par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....
vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa, !
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....
college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...

kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani.

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source: Dont remember. Had these saved on my HDD for about 3 yrs.

My favourite...

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"
BTW I say these words to my GF everyday...

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Last date extend hui thi"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"

Amazing..Can't rep you bro...

That was really a big one, and really true (when it is translated to our language, Malayalam ).
We don't talk in Hindi. Though, everything is the same everywhere.
:lol:

Good one

woah.....reminds me of my college days.......

some of em r exact statements tht i use to make....when in college

Good One!!

Dont know why, but I am feeling very nostalgic today ...

i am in college, and i know its a pain after this..

aah...the good ol days...

Can't rep you though

I added two more at the end of the first post.

Friends: Listen to this song. Amazing: college-ke-din - eSnips, share anything

Aialla......gr8 post saurav.......


Repped u


Edit : You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to saurav_k again.

Originally Posted by Logik

Aialla......gr8 post saurav.......

Thanks

Originally Posted by Logik

Repped u


Edit : You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to saurav_k again.

Give it to me later.

Beetey lamhe.. stll i think will be coming back for me.. Woah...

Kuch din aur,
Kuch lamhe aur,

Wo college ki masti,
wo daru sasti

wo ghumna phirna doston ke saath,
wo ladkiyon ka peecha karna masti ke saath,

wo ladai jhagde,
wo meethe sapne,

wo naukri ki tension,
wo dad ki pension,

wo college let jaana,
ghar aa ke sojaana,

wo kitabon ka khyal jinse na hua hume kabhi pyar,
wo cigrattes more jinse na hue hum kabhi bore,

YE HAIN COLLEGE KE AAKHRI DIN JINHE YAAD KAREGA HAR KOI HAR DIN……

Originally Posted by saurav_k

I added two more at the end of the first post.

Friends: Listen to this song. Amazing: college-ke-din - eSnips, share anything

BTW, Kisine abhi tak suna ki nahi yeh gaana?

Suna hai, Also used that in video also(Collge Vid)

Originally Posted by gothic_coder

Suna hai, Also used that in video also(Collge Vid)

mp3 hai kya uska? plz send me then .. i couldnt download it from esnips

Sure thing, Will forward you from my place..

thanks

wo yaaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
dil se juda hai apne, wo bitaa hua kal,
kabhie guzarti thee zindagi, waqt bitaane me,
aaj waqt guzar jaata hai yaadon ko jutaane me,

wo mess ki bani chapatiya,
sambhar bhee lajawaab hote thei,
magar hum bhee kuchh kum nahi thei,
hamare bhee nakhre hazaar hote thei,

wo der raat tak gappe ladana,
sare-aam lecturers ki khichai karte thei,
phir bhee jab dil nahi bharta tha,
to aapas me he ladaai karte thei,

Bahut door tak pahuch hua karti thee hamari,
internals ko to chutkiyo me niptaate thei,
externals ka bhee khauf nahi hota tha,
oosey to cigarette aur bidi ke dhue me udaate thei,

wo takrana paimano ka SR ke terrace pey,
shayad kabhie bhool nahi paaenge,
door nikal chale hai bahut,
isliye laut ke waapis nahi aaenge.
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