Thread: Answer my queries

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IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
Because money grows roots

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Male zebras are black with white stripes and female zebras are white with black stripes

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
all good things must start somewhere

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
because when he was young a giant cockroach licked his face

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
he is doing endorsement for the towels

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
bheja (people's brain)

If you take a shower, where do you put it?
in the bathroom

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
it is not chivalrous to hit below the belt

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Mickey is from Jupiter and the dog is from Pluto

Also expecting farce to answer these queries

Originally Posted by panchabhut

IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
Because money grows roots

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Male zebras are black with white stripes and female zebras are white with black stripes

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
all good things must start somewhere

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
because when he was young a giant cockroach licked his face

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
he is doing endorsement for the towels

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
bheja (people's brain)

If you take a shower, where do you put it?
in the bathroom

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
it is not chivalrous to hit below the belt

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Mickey is from Jupiter and the dog is from Pluto

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Originally Posted by 18lama

Someone just used google.

Google users, please help

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Guys this thing for fun and for sunday only.

And the answer for the question is that there are lot of things which have no answer.

This is just for Fun and i think everybody have fun with this stuff.

Every question have answer's..............

Originally Posted by money_ms

Guys this thing for fun and for sunday only.

And the answer for the question is that there are lot of things which have no answer.

This is just for Fun and i think everybody have fun with this stuff.

on sunday we are also in timepass mood

still waiting for King Farce to comment

Originally Posted by Sumit020

Every question have answer's..............

right now i have no question and no answer

Originally Posted by Swifty

on sunday we are also in timepass mood

that is why i post this

Originally Posted by money_ms

that is why i post this

that is why i answer it

Originally Posted by money_ms

right now i have no question and no answer



that is why i post this

The questions - What are you doing online?
Answer - time pass......

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Originally Posted by Sumit020

The questions - What are you doing online?
Answer - time pass......

what you do when you offline?

Originally Posted by gothic_coder

Also expecting farce to answer these queries

Ok, here are my serious answers ;-)

Answer my queries:-----------------------------
IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
- convenience

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
- black with white stripes

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
- it's not start the computer, it is start an action. convenience

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- the rules of logic don't apply in comics.

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
- to cover his top

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- food

If you take a shower, where do you put it?
- on the shower stall

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
- it is usually not fatal for a lower body bullet wound. it would be expensive and cumbersome.


Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
- the rules of logic don't apply in cartoons.

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that was so un-Farce like :32:
I want Punch Bala please

Originally Posted by money_ms

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Mickey is big ;-)

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