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    Cool Answer my queries

    Answer my queries:-----------------------------
    IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
    Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
    Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    If you take a shower, where do you put it?
    Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
    Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

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    :52:

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    you'd make a perfect companion for narenkill and luke

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    well i do love his quotes but must admit that u are right new :-P

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    @NPU: Who me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    @NPU: Who me?
    arrey money_ms yaar

    Quote Originally Posted by Pri_dm View Post
    well i do love his quotes but must admit that u are right new :-P
    :lol:
    Last edited by newprouser; 08-09-09 at 02:03 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    arrey money_ms yaar



    :lol:
    use the quotes...:tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    use the quotes...:tt2:
    use common sense :tt2:

    you and perfect companion for luke ? you guys would end up killing each other by just talking

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    :26:

    btw did I mention that I love this smiley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    use common sense :tt2:

    you and perfect companion for luke ? you guys would end up killing each other by just talking
    lol :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by money_ms View Post
    Answer my queries:-----------------------------
    IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
    Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
    Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    If you take a shower, where do you put it?
    Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
    Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
    some answers if you need i'll tell you all!
    I AM SERIOUS:tt2:

    >IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
    -Banks have different branches to deal with differnet issues. Like Wells Fargo obviously is a bank, but they have a different building, or branch, for Home Morgage. Life is simply more organized when things are split into different groups and have people focusing on that one problem or suggestion that has to deal with their section.

    >Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    -its the safest way to shut down windows

    >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    -Fact 1:Tarzan grew up in the jungle. Fact 2: Because of Fact 1, Tarzan doesn't know how to use razors. Fact 3:Women dont grow breads Fact 4: Men grow breads. Now after anaylising all the facts, you must agree that the only answer to this question is TARZAN IS A WOMAN!!

    >Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
    -The zebra is a black animal with white stripes.
    -The body is white with black stripes.
    -It is also believed that zebras' skin colour is black with white stripes.
    -A zebra has neither black nor white stripes. Their hair color is the product of their skin color.

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    Someone just used google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    :26:

    btw did I mention that I love this smiley.
    :29:
    Quote Originally Posted by Pri_dm View Post
    lol :-P
    wat happened , lolling so much today ??

    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    some answers if you need i'll tell you all!
    I AM SERIOUS

    >IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
    -Banks have different branches to deal with differnet issues. Like Wells Fargo obviously is a bank, but they have a different building, or branch, for Home Morgage. Life is simply more organized when things are split into different groups and have people focusing on that one problem or suggestion that has to deal with their section.

    >Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    -its the safest way to shut down windows

    >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    -Fact 1:Tarzan grew up in the jungle. Fact 2: Because of Fact 1, Tarzan doesn't know how to use razors. Fact 3:Women dont grow breads Fact 4: Men grow breads. Now after anaylising all the facts, you must agree that the only answer to this question is TARZAN IS A WOMAN!!

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    -The zebra is a black animal with white stripes.
    -The body is white with black stripes.
    -It is also believed that zebras' skin colour is black with white stripes.
    -A zebra has neither black nor white stripes. Their hair color is the product of their skin color.
    :52:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    Someone just used google.
    yes!
    ITS MY FAVOURITE:tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    someone just used google.
    :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    Someone just used google.
    he want answer of his Queries
    so use google to answer them

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post

    wat happened , lolling so much today ??
    I also don;t find anything else to post in this thread :lol: :lol: :tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by money_ms View Post
    Answer my queries:-----------------------------
    IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?

    well this makes me remind the called tunes of all the ppl working wid kotak mahindra bank.....
    it goes....

    agar paisa ped pe ugta, to bete ki padhai hoti london mein, beti ka..... n so on.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rupu1983 View Post
    I also don;t find anything to else to post with this thread :lol: :lol: :tt2:
    I haven't seen you lol/spam much...keep it up!unk::26:

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    Quote Originally Posted by money_ms View Post
    Answer my queries:-----------------------------
    Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    - It is called orb in windows vista........:tt2:
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    Answer my
    Why aren't there bulletproof pants?
    - If you want I will make one for you :tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by money_ms View Post
    Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
    For this answer i will suggest ask it to mickey!
    mickey

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
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    wat happened , lolling so much today ??



    I am thinking wat else should i do :-P

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    Every one is in a Sunday mood today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    Every one is in a Sunday mood today.
    Yuppie...........Holiday............. I mean Sunday......unk:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rupu1983 View Post
    i also don;t find anything else to post in this thread
    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    i haven't seen you lol/spam much...keep it up!unk::26:
    Quote Originally Posted by swifty View Post
    for this answer i will suggest ask it to mickey!:d
    mickey
    Quote Originally Posted by pri_dm View Post
    i am thinking wat else should i do :-p
    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    every one is in a sunday mood today.
    :29:

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