To
Whomever it may concern
Regards to all the Party associates and comrades.
Ladies and Gentlemen, great deputies of people.
Through this letter of mine, I want to express my sincere gratitude towards the leadership of the communist party, General secretary , the party chairmen, my dear comrades.
It was late last night, when things got out of curtain. Katurukavich Saurav’s adventures after over-drinking and persistently keeping on opposing the newly elected Supreme Soviet led him to a life exemption from the service of the Great Communist party of Marx and Lenin. And I inadvertently included myself and proposed my opinion towards the highly respectable Commissar of People, the great Comrade Kixov..
Whatever Commissar Smoothovich did was well to the rules as prescribed in the party discipline. But, I really feel sorry that our leadership to an extent made everything very much out of proposition, Not keeping in mind that both of us were taking up the moods with the aroma of elegant vodka that the General Secretary presented to us. We were just enjoying the gobblet of wine, when Katurukov broke out to much of alcoholic advent. And me, being me, secured my part of indiscipline with him, while we both opposed the Commissar, great Kixov.
As the scene got out of it, Comm. Smoothov took no time out of his puffing, to give us the rule on with the indiscipline we did.
However, I feel sad that I included myself in that scene, but also feel sad for Mr. Katurukov.
I beg apologize for the indecency . I also beg another opportunity to be given to Mr. Katurukov, for his elderness and place amongst the hearts of our comrades. I want to remind the party leadership that I never had any problems with the newly elected Commissar Jeeov.
I beg apologies, that I wont take part in any of the further Polit Buro meetings, since I want to spend some time in flower harvesting and also understanding more about the theories of Great Lenin, Marx and Anglov.
I want to spend some time with my wife Barina Katya Aparina in the beautiful country side of Black Sea.
I will be in service to the leadership at any notice, and time. At last my heartly wishes to all the party members.
My special Thanks to Comrades
General Secretary Adminovich
Gospodin Kixov
Commissar Smoothovich
Gospodin Jeeov
Gospodin Manozei Draganov
Gospodin Rupokov
Gospodina Aashakovna
Gospodin Gothikei Aashukovich Koderinchik
Gospodin Novei Prouserich
Gospodin Krishch Kumovich
Gospodin Amitovich Gospodin Farcovich Punchobalink
Gospodin Lukov Gospodina Pridmvna
Gospodin Dilipov Gospodin Shiftov
Gospodin Amalov Gospodin Maddochik
Regards
Mikhael Mickovich Chuhov.