Thread: Some thing funny some thing real…..

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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The road to success.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.:thumbup1:
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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loved them Aashaka!

hmmmmm i m sure a lot of these happen to u in ur normal routine life too.....

atleast it happens to me .......

Good facts of life.

yeh they do happen to me, and at times it seems like im the only one they happen to!

Good one ------------------

nah me tooo also......

yep amal....

u r welcome meet deilip

Originally Posted by aashaka_gandhi

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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I would like make slight change here miss.Gandhi

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or Married to someone else ;-)

Hope you don't mind it.

Ha Ha ha

what a line osshhh
reps for you

oops sorry can't rep
but I owe you one

Originally Posted by aashaka_gandhi

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
_____

The road to success.. Is always under construction.
_____

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
_____

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
_____

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
_____

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
_____

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... Which never works.
_____

If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
_____

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
_____

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
_____

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
_____

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
_____

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
_____

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
_____

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
_____

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
_____

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
_____

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
_____

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
_____

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
_____

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
_____

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
_____

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
_____

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
_____

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
_____

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
_____

Well done is better than well said .
_____

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.:thumbup1:
_____

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
_____

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Rep++ Excellent one..Keep Posting..Liked all of them.

Wonderful one lines akka. Repo+++

Good one gudiya

Nice aashaka!

Originally Posted by meetdilip

Good one ------------------

Where is Good one

Originally Posted by Swifty

Nice ashaka!



Where is Good one

you spelled her name wrong...she won't be happy.

Good one.

thanks for sharing.

Originally Posted by nilact

Rep++ Excellent one..Keep Posting..Liked all of them.

thnks soo much!!!!

Originally Posted by Rameshjeee

Wonderful one lines akka. Repo+++

thnks jeee.....

Originally Posted by 18lama

you spelled her name wrong...she won't be happy.

sorry u aint nymore....but yes ......wont be happy when u spell my name wrongly....

Originally Posted by money_ms

Good one.

thanks for sharing.

u r welcome money_ms

Originally Posted by aashaka_gandhi

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
_____

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
_____


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

I liked all the one liners - especially the ones above because I have also experienced them!!
Nice post Aashaka :thumbup1: