Thread: Jokes.............

Ok here's something that you will really laugh(if you understand)
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"the japanese have produced a camera with such a fast shutter speed, it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut"...............

nice one

What you should say after getting out from an unsatisfied "potti"
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"Juda ho ke bhi...tu mujh mei kahi baaki hai..."!!!!!!

there were a husband and wife ...husband was always reading newspapers and didn't bother to do anything else his wife was fed up and one day she said

wife: wish i could be the newspaper so i could be in front of your eyes always

husband replied...
i wish you were a calendar so that i can change it every year!!!!!!