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Old 12-31-08, 03:29 AM   #1
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Want to Propose a Girl ?
Be prepared for these answers …


Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her…


1) Nahi……… ……… ???
2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare…… ..

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai …..

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai….

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future …"

42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she startsignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some commonfriends.

43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?…"she wants you to listdown all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ….

48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..

49)hehe I didnt expect that from you….

50)nice joke …

51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye…..

52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ….. and then walks on………. …

53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata…. peheli bari hai kya?? koi baat nahi mein batati hun???…
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Old 12-31-08, 10:00 AM   #2
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Arre smoothy, i never knew you were soooooo experienced....

so when u goin to publish all these

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Old 12-31-08, 07:27 PM   #3
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smoothie have you prepared this list from your own experience?

nice one
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tum log fir sae meri lena chaaloo
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2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare…… ..


6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??


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Old 12-31-08, 08:50 PM   #6
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Still no comment from any girl!!!!
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all points are true with best of my knowledge
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long enough list, had experiences with any of these dialogues?
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great experience pingu buddy... wow.. agar ye itni badi hai.. socho experience kitna hoga??
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long enough list, had experiences with any of these dialogues?
no really not but yes thoda sa

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great experience pingu buddy... wow.. agar ye itni badi hai.. socho experience kitna hoga??
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hmm... nice, but adi wat the acceptation replies ?? hav any experience abt them or not
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hmmmm well i dont think sooo all r true....maybe sum r....!!!!
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hmmmm well i dont think sooo all r true....maybe sum r....!!!!
most of them are true to best of my knowledge

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hmm... nice, but adi wat the acceptation replies ?? hav any experience abt them or not
yes bro got some experience

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oh yea....looks like i need to hear those experiences of urs.....smooothie....
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oh yea....looks like i need to hear those experiences of urs.....smooothie....
are you sure
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definately.....m waiting for u to start....!
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to start what
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ur experiences ka list darling.....wht else?
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ur experiences ka list darling.....wht else?
LOL

nothing like that, don't have much exprnc
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