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This is a discussion on Best Of Satyam Jokes within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Ever since the news of the Satyam fraud hit the headlines, jokes on B Ramalinga Raju and Satyam have been ...
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01-19-09, 08:11 PM
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|  Best Of Satyam Jokes Ever since the news of the Satyam fraud hit the headlines, jokes on B Ramalinga Raju and Satyam have been doing rounds on the internet and as text messages. Here are some of the best: Raju Raju Yes People Cheating us? No People Telling Lies? No People Open the balance sheet HA HA HA  A new word has now been added in the Dictionary : Satyamisation 1. Inflating profits 2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting) Examples - I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised - (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off) Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised Wife: "So was his manhood" ************************************ Cartoon on a website: Satyam Computers chief Ramalinga Raju confessed that he cooked books to show more profits. Soon we'll see more demand for cooks in the corporate world! ************************************  Last edited by The One; 01-19-09 at 08:14 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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01-19-09, 08:15 PM
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01-19-09, 08:16 PM
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| Raju Sat On A Wall Raju Sat On A Wall Raju Raju sat up on the wall Raju Raju had a great fall Balance sheet died Shareholders cried Raju Raju made a fraud |
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01-19-09, 09:47 PM
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Rep Power: 8  | LOL.....damn funny they r! |
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01-19-09, 09:53 PM
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02-17-09, 01:40 PM
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| ... nice ... another one Raj Raju Ramalinga Tara ram pam pam Paison ne bulwaya Hazir hun mein aya Hun scammers ka scam Akal ka dushman |
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02-17-09, 04:56 PM
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Rep Power: 1  | What are you getting yur beloved for Valentine's wen evrything is so expensive?Gift her Satyam shares bcos there's nothing cheaper-got this sms a couple of days back. |
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02-17-09, 11:16 PM
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| Platinum Member | one more.......... A comment on a blog post on Satyam humour reads, "We have Satyam cartoons, Satyam nursery rhymes... soon we'll have Satyam soap bars to miraculously hide (not clean) your dirt." |
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02-18-09, 01:33 PM
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| De WatEvaa SweetHeart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ahmedabad
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02-18-09, 02:28 PM
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| Platinum Member  | Another one ... from my inbox Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and then sing this song: My name is Ramalinga Raju Main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake) Satyam employees ki bhi waat laga daali .. Jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye Jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye .. Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420 ACCUSE ME PLEASE Abhi, abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, Aji kholi hai, Haan, haan kholi hai Investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, Haan, boli hai, Haan haan boli hai Jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi... Jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye Jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye .. Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420 ACCUSE ME PLEASE
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02-18-09, 07:00 PM
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| Nice post .............LOL good.... ya soon we might have satyam soap also...... LOL but dont worry soon the students will realize and start showing satyam results also..... Last edited by kirankumargb; 02-18-09 at 07:00 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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02-19-09, 12:06 AM
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