Best Of Satyam Jokes

Ever since the news of the Satyam fraud hit the headlines, jokes on B Ramalinga Raju and Satyam have been doing rounds on the internet and as text messages. Here are some of the best:

Raju Raju

Yes People

Cheating us?

No People

Telling Lies?

No People

Open the balance sheet

HA HA HA

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A new word has now been added in the Dictionary :

Satyamisation

1. Inflating profits

2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)

Examples

- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised

- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off)

Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised

Wife: "So was his manhood"

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Cartoon on a website:

Satyam Computers chief Ramalinga Raju confessed that he cooked books to show more profits. Soon we'll see more demand for cooks in the corporate world!

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Originally Posted by dhaneshv

Satyamisation

1. Inflating profits

2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)

Examples

- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised

- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off)

Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised

Wife: "So was his manhood"

good one yaar :lol: :lol:

Raju Sat On A Wall

Raju Raju sat up on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

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LOL.....damn funny they r!

Originally Posted by dhaneshv

Raju Sat On A Wall

Raju Raju sat up on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

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another good one

Originally Posted by dhaneshv

Raju Sat On A Wall

Raju Raju sat up on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

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very nice........

:lol: ... nice ...

another one

Raj Raju Ramalinga
Tara ram pam pam
Paison ne bulwaya
Hazir hun mein aya
Hun scammers ka scam
Akal ka dushman

What are you getting yur beloved for Valentine's wen evrything is so expensive?Gift her Satyam shares bcos there's nothing cheaper-got this sms a couple of days back.

one more..........

A comment on a blog post on Satyam humour reads,
"We have Satyam cartoons, Satyam nursery rhymes... soon we'll have Satyam soap bars to miraculously hide (not clean) your dirt."

LOLZzzzz

Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and then sing this song:

My name is Ramalinga Raju
Main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon

Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali,
Balance sheets jaali (fake)
Satyam employees ki bhi waat laga daali ..

Jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
Jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye ..

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420
ACCUSE ME PLEASE

Abhi, abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai,
Aji kholi hai,
Haan, haan kholi hai

Investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai,
Haan, boli hai,
Haan haan boli hai

Jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi...

Jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
Jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye ..

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420
ACCUSE ME PLEASE

Nice post .............LOL good....

ya soon we might have satyam soap also...... LOL
but dont worry soon the students will realize and start showing satyam results also.....

another one:

Times of India Satyam Cartoon

hey J4K and saurav nice ones.........

Originally Posted by amitkool21

hey J4K and saurav nice ones.........

thanks amit ..

welcome bro........

Thanks Amit.