Thread: More deadly PJs

1) Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)




2) Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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Keep Guessing......

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Chalo yaar....the answer is


















"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai

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3) if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????







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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere

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4) rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........................................



sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????



rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do



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5) BRUCE LEE was a great man






But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...







why?







Because he became



MAMU LEE!



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6) santa and banta r discussing---------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."



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7) One day Ravan went to a disco..........................



aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya....................









kyun???????????????????









kyun??????????????











bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"



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8) who make Ganesh to Anesh...????







ThinK......









Think......












okay....



" KAILASH KHER "





tere naam se " G " loon....



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9) Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon??????






Think............







Give up??








Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."

omg........those are really dedly pjs......MAMU LEE.......lolzzzzzzz

Really good jokes :clap: you deserve repo (i can't able now because i have already given)

Originally Posted by rupu1983

Really good jokes :clap you deserve repo (i can't able now because i have already given)

Thanks Rupu...

i swear.....amazing ones.....

sonia ko bahu mat do.....lol.....damn funny

lolzzzz

Here's my favorite:-

Tiger Kills Goat.
Hipopotamus Sees It. Tiger Asks Hipo Not To Tell This In Court.
But Hippo Refuses.
Tiger :- Why So?
Hippo Said, BCOZ HIPS DONT LIE!



whats the name of the girl who is small n has small heart????

asha.......confused?
dil hai chotasa,...chotisi asha!!!!


Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.



Khargosh ke SSC me 75% aur kachue ke 50% marks aaye,
Phir bhi kachue Ka admission college Me ho Gaya.
Kaise?
SPORTS QUOTA..
Bachpan me race nahi jeeti?


US Tourist: Any great man born here?

Santa: No Sir, only babies.


Why does a man with broken heart does not need general knowledge?

=> Coz, jab dil hi tut gaya to jeeke (G.K) kya karega




opposite of real ??


Coconut... coz its na-real


[mumbai pj]
Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?










Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)

Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?









Eros Theater!!

gr8

ppls post again

The Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi and Gandhi bahu joke was a real killer.

This is not a PJ, but good joke..take a look

पति - मुझे गुस्सा मत दिलाओ, वरना मेरे अंदर का जानवर जाग जायेगा|
पत्नी - तो जागने दो, चुहे से कोन डरता है?

good ones....:lol:

Nice Jokes...