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Old 02-04-09, 10:33 PM   #1
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Talking Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend
Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Hi

Happy Valentines Day

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent
credentials will be considered)

Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining
and fight if required.

Age: 18-22 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age
group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ):
  • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
  • bike rides each duration 1 hour
  • trips to National Highways
  • 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir
  • Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
  • Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel /Ice Cream worth Rs. 10
  • 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
  • Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
  • A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject
    to finance availability and to the
    size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly):

Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
  1. Only females.
  2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
  3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject: Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.
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Old 02-04-09, 10:37 PM   #2
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even i need one, rameshjee if you get one then please talk to them if thre is any offer or if they can give one more girlfriend

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even i need one, rameshjee if you get one then please talk to them if thre is any offer or if they can give one more girlfriend

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Padae likhae sundar ghareloo ladkae kae liyae
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Dude, This is the task that every man has to do on his own
look around yourself
You would find lot of potential candidates for job
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yes i can see lot many, bay is full of uncles and people like that

on my left- Deputy Manager
on my right - Sr. Tech Guy (please mind not gay)
on my back side- Team Lead
next to Team Lead- another Sr. Tech Guy (mind it again)
then at the end of bay- AVP
Near to AVP- EAG Spoc.

* all the names in Red are males and Green are females

now i am confused
what to do
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Old 02-04-09, 11:20 PM   #5
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I can neva forget the love letter written by "Ambi" in the anniyan movie, it was smashing
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yes i can see lot many, bay is full of uncles and people like that

on my left- Deputy Manager
on my right - Sr. Tech Guy (please mind not gay)
on my back side- Team Lead
next to Team Lead- another Sr. Tech Guy (mind it again)
then at the end of bay- AVP
Near to AVP- EAG Spoc.

* all the names in Red are males and Green are females

now i am confused
what to do
Just keep looking and have patience, its not like ordering a pizaa

you will have to wait, let destiny take its course
as these things also depends on luck
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I can neva forget the love letter written by "Ambi" in the anniyan movie, it was smashing
you are making me more confuse now, who is this ambi

@Gaurish Point taken
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you are making me more confuse now, who is this ambi
Its the name of the protogonist of the movie "anniyan"
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saw that now, and application for marriage is good one
but the ending of clip is bit sad
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one who ditched too guys will ditch you tooo, Rameshjeee..
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one who ditched too guys will ditch you tooo, Rameshjeee..
I couldn't make out anything from the above sentences...
Could you please be more clear...
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one who ditched two guys will ditch you tooo, Rameshjee
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not bad jee.....gimme ur wife ka no. pls......!

smoothie......desperate soul.....chill u ll find ur special on soon...!
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not bad jee.....gimme ur wife ka no. pls......!
But why...Let me know the reason 1st...
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jus......to complain n tell her wht r u upto??? searchign for gf n all....lolz......
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Hey... y girls are always jealous when a guy thinks about another girl?
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well its not about jealousy......atleast not here...i was jus kidding....!!!

in general also....if we talk.....i wud question the same thing to u guys.....y do guys get jealous n upset coz their girl is tlakin to another guy or jus appreciates a smart guy???
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well its not about jealousy......atleast not here...i was jus kidding....!!!

in general also....if we talk.....i wud question the same thing to u guys.....y do guys get jealous n upset coz their girl is tlakin to another guy or jus appreciates a smart guy???
Guys are pretty possessive then girls, so this may be the reason, but the fact is, men can't understand women at all. And the important thing is girls like smart guys rather than hard working guys. and if the guy is hard working, his girl will always get attracted towards smart guys, the attraction is not n love but love takes it in a wrong way. All this just depends on how we take the things and how we react on them. Love n feelings neva change but expressing it in a right way is also important.
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ughhhh for god sake its a joke n humour section n not relationship.......!!!!!
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