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06-19-09, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gothic_coder

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aashaka_gandhi · 06-19-09, 04:41 PM

funny....

06-19-09, 06:49 PM

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet..
Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR..

Santa's wish: when I die, I wanna die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all the passengers in d car he was Driving..

A man: "Santa, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Santa: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Santa goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.And finds It means.
"U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Q) Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
A) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

06-19-09, 07:50 PM

machbio · 06-22-09, 10:40 AM

this is a laugh riot...

06-23-09, 04:45 PM

What do you do when a Santa throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

How do you make a Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Santa doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why can't Santa make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

How did the Santa try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

What do you call Santa and 10 friends standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

Why does Santa always smile during lightning storms?
He think his picture is being taken.

Why does Santa have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Santa sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

06-23-09, 04:47 PM

Nice ones ...

06-30-09, 07:30 PM

Santa walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent. Santa rolled his eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"

06-30-09, 09:03 PM

Nice

06-30-09, 09:06 PM

06-30-09, 09:30 PM

Good one saurav and dilip

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06-19-09, 04:41 PM	#42
aashaka_gandhi De WatEvaa SweetHeart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 3,046 Rep Power: 8	funny....

06-19-09, 06:49 PM	#43
gothic_coder Guest Posts: n/a	Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet.. Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.... Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.. Santa's wish: when I die, I wanna die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all the passengers in d car he was Driving.. A man: "Santa, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?" Santa: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Santa goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.And finds It means. "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. Q) Why did Santa sleep with a scale? A) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

06-22-09, 10:40 AM	#45
machbio Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Age: 21 Posts: 24 Rep Power: 1	this is a laugh riot...

06-23-09, 04:45 PM	#46
meetdilip Guest Posts: n/a	What do you do when a Santa throws a pin at you? Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. How do you make a Santa laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. What is the Santa doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. Why can't Santa make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe. How did the Santa try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff. What do you call Santa and 10 friends standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. Why does Santa always smile during lightning storms? He think his picture is being taken. Why does Santa have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. How can you tell when Santa sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

06-23-09, 04:47 PM	#47
saurav_k Guest Posts: n/a	Nice ones ...

06-30-09, 07:30 PM	#48
saurav_k Guest Posts: n/a	Santa walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket. "Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent. Santa rolled his eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"

06-30-09, 09:30 PM	#51
Dragon Guest Posts: n/a	Good one saurav and dilip