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No More Usage of Foul Language
This is a discussion on No More Usage of Foul Language within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Just a few minutes ago I sent this email to all of my co-workers, please use it as ref guide. ...
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06-17-09, 10:00 PM
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| Aditya  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Delhi/ London
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Rep Power: 11    |  No More Usage of Foul Language Just a few minutes ago I sent this email to all of my co-workers, please use it as ref guide.  Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF : You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me! Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shi_. Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem. Number 8 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___? Number 9 TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD O F: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner? Number 11 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die. Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__. Number 14 TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary. Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__. Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks. Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss? Number 18 TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck. |
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06-17-09, 10:03 PM
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| I just repped you for the other one...this ones great too...  |
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06-17-09, 10:03 PM
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Rep Power: 11 | Thanks amal |
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06-17-09, 10:07 PM
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06-17-09, 10:12 PM
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| Awesome |
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06-17-09, 10:12 PM
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| Number 620 Try Saying: Very good post Instead of : What a f_____ post smoothie! Smookinnnn |
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06-17-09, 10:13 PM
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06-17-09, 10:16 PM
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| Awesome joke... |
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06-17-09, 10:48 PM
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| Aditya Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Delhi/ London
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Rep Power: 11 | yes it looks like an nice joke but trust me i sent this to my team as an update do you guys need screenshot |
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06-17-09, 10:50 PM
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06-17-09, 10:51 PM
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06-17-09, 10:59 PM
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06-17-09, 11:13 PM
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| Aditya Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Delhi/ London
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Rep Power: 11 | on members request, here comes the screenshot for next 2 hours Last edited by smoothvibes; 06-18-09 at 08:12 PM. Reason: Screenshot removed |
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06-17-09, 11:25 PM
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| Running 2k are you ?? And AOL client ? neva heard off.... |
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06-17-09, 11:27 PM
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| who uses AOL browser these days...i bet its even less popular than safari. |
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06-17-09, 11:37 PM
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Rep Power: 11 | @NPU: yes its Win2000 and AOL 9.0 amal: Its not AOL Browser mate, its AOL 9.0 and its not available in India but in UK it rocks  I work for AOL Europe |
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06-17-09, 11:37 PM
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| Seems more like a email client than a browser unless its a AIO. |
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