Funniest Poem Ever

A Competition Asked for a 2 line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

This is the winning poem.

My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other—
That Is until I met your brother.

Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you
But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes—
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love,you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except maybe,”Go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

awsome.... :clap: :thumbup:

sorry unable to rep now

that's fine, I wanted to repo you for Dragon-Angle pic, but couldn't so score level

:lol:

Good one

Very good...reps given

hi nice one...

:lol:

:lol: real shocker

:lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :lol:

Originally Posted by 18lama

Very good...reps given

Thanks Amal

Originally Posted by saurav_k

:lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :lol:

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Poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and Walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
! Broken hearted
Tried to s h i t
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And s h i t my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To s h i t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.



Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too, Please!

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly!

:huh:

Originally Posted by Manish

2 pending now

2 which is the other one?

forget it.