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    Dragon
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    Default Funniest Poem Ever

    A Competition Asked for a 2 line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

    This is the winning poem.

    My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That’s why I always wake up screaming

    Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.

    I thought that I could love no other—
    That Is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you
    But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face and your eyes—
    Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

    My love,you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except maybe,”Go to hell”

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts tequila, one part lime

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    awsome.... :clap: :thumbup:

    sorry unable to rep now

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    that's fine, I wanted to repo you for Dragon-Angle pic, but couldn't so score level

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    :lol:

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    meetdilip
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    Good one

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    18lama
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    Very good...reps given

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    hi nice one...
    job takes the child away.

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    :lol:
    Collection of my useful Threads - All in One

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    :lol: real shocker

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    Very good...reps given
    Thanks Amal

    Quote Originally Posted by saurav_k View Post
    :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :lol:
    2 pending now

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    Poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and Walls..........

    A budding poet trying his best...

    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


    Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

    Here I sit
    ! Broken hearted
    Tried to s h i t
    But only farted


    Someone who had a different experience wrote,

    You're lucky
    You had your chance
    I tried to fart,
    And s h i t my pants!

    Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

    I came here
    To s h i t and stink,
    But all I do
    Is sit and think.




    Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

    (Written high upon the wall)
    If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
    Department wants you.


    Ministry of Environment advertisement.

    We aim to please!
    You aim too, Please!


    On the inside of a toilet door:

    Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
    entire performance.


    And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
    Sign seen at a restaurant:

    The hands that clean these toilets also make your
    food...please aim properly!
    Last edited by nandini; 29th June 2009 at 04:13 PM.
    वन्दे मातरम्

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    :huh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post
    2 pending now
    2 which is the other one?

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    forget it.

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