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    Dragon
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    Default Funniest Poem Ever

    A Competition Asked for a 2 line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

    This is the winning poem.

    My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That’s why I always wake up screaming

    Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.

    I thought that I could love no other—
    That Is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you
    But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face and your eyes—
    Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

    My love,you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except maybe,”Go to hell”

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts tequila, one part lime

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    newprouser
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    awsome.... :clap: :thumbup:

    sorry unable to rep now

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    Dragon
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    that's fine, I wanted to repo you for Dragon-Angle pic, but couldn't so score level

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    gothic_coder
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    :lol:

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    meetdilip
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    Good one

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    18lama
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    Very good...reps given

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    hi nice one...

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    :lol:

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    :lol: real shocker

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha .... Cant Rep ... :lol:

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