Thread: Show that you can make others giggle...

"Vari-Kuthurai"

PS: started haunting the sister forum ... ?

Originally Posted by newprouser

"Vari-Kuthurai"

PS: started haunting the sister forum ... ?

Yes (I did give a huge clue by saying you or shadow will know ;-))
The joke works best in English where it doesn't make
any sense whatsoever.

-F

heading there... ;-)

Originally Posted by farce

Yes (I did give a huge clue by saying you or shadow will know ;-))
The joke works best in English where it doesn't make
any sense whatsoever.

Agreed !!

Good Jokes...

Originally Posted by farce

Yes (I did give a huge clue by saying you or shadow will know ;-))
The joke works best in English where it doesn't make
any sense whatsoever.

Hey my joke was not that senseless even if it was not the funniest.

Or was it?:hang:

oh i am heartbroken.
Give me some time and I am gonna get the next funniest joke for all of you and learn to laugh at myself

well post 20 was nice

Originally Posted by nandini

Hey my joke was not that senseless even if it was not the funniest.

Or was it?:hang:

oh i am heartbroken.
Give me some time and I am gonna get the next funniest joke for all of you and learn to laugh at myself

It was not and it was not :lol: it was somwehere in the middle
more like

-F

:lol:

farce got scared :tt2:

Originally Posted by newprouser

:lol:

farce got scared :tt2:

naah, more like - didn't want to scare her away ;-)

-F

PS: Good night :yawn:

Originally Posted by farce

naah, more like - didn't want to scare her away ;-)

-F

I can scare hell out of you Farce...

of course with my jokes.

Originally Posted by nandini

I can scare hell out of you Farce...

of course with my jokes.

why don't you do that

i just did that.
ask newprouser

Originally Posted by nandini

i just did that.
ask newprouser

NPU tell me what she did :confused1:
bataayega nai to ban hoga

Originally Posted by newprouser

:lol:

farce got scared :tt2:

see it to believe it.

Originally Posted by smoothvibes

NPU tell me what she did :confused1:
bataayega nai to ban hoga

yeh kaisa mod hai....
:ban:
:lol:

Johnny's parents were out of town once and so they asked that young
female teacher to stay for that time in their house.

Before going to bed Johnny says to her "Oh, please, I'm so afraid to
be by myself, please, sleep in my bed."

She agrees, they go to bed.

In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.

She exclaims: "Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!"

"Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets outside?" :lol::lol::lol:

nice one smoothie

ha ha ha...

:lol:

http://www.indiabroadband.net/introd...st-member.html

-F

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Originally Posted by nandini

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then

he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands

*Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all

his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

*Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

*Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

*Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

*Your loving daughter,

Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters

"PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and

read:

*PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

*I love you!

Your loving daughter

Rosie

Good jokes Nandini.

Keep posting

BTW, the above is also a repost but never mind.

Hey People,

This a real cool one couldn't resist to share this with you :-)

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So here after please don't eat a person who is working."