Thread: Show that you can make others giggle...

Originally Posted by farce

every now and then I need to vent my eccentricity

Originally Posted by panchabhut

count me in too

Originally Posted by newprouser

likewise...

so the forum should be renamed India MadBand Forum

Darn it!! I missed all the fun.
Buried deep under work.

Originally Posted by panchabhut

so the forum should be renamed India MadBand Forum

certianly itsmemad would be happy

Originally Posted by nandini

Darn it!! I missed all the fun.
Buried deep under work.

you can go back and re-read this thread after work, I don't think this is in
the yard and will be removed soon ;-)

Originally Posted by newprouser

certianly itsmemad would be happy

-F

p.s we should have a separate mad section and make
maddy the maderator there ;-) (pun specially for Nandini)

Originally Posted by farce

we should have a separate mad section and make
maddy the maderator there

submitting request to Admin

Originally Posted by farce

p.s we should have a separate mad section and make
maddy the maderator there ;-) (pun specially for Nandini)

for her or KK ??

Originally Posted by newprouser

for her or KK ??

For Nandini.

http://www.indiabroadband.net/entert...tml#post183975 (if you like plying with words,twist it...)

from where did i come inbetween ????

Originally Posted by kirankumargb

from where did i come inbetween ????

NPU is playing Narada to create fight between us ;-)

-F

Np :32:

Originally Posted by farce

p.s we should have a separate mad section and make
maddy the maderator there ;-)

Originally Posted by farce

NPU is playing Narada to create fight between us ;-)
not me ...
-F

Originally Posted by kirankumargb

Np :32:

not me its him

see the bold text...

You guys can make mountain not out of mole, but out of nothing

thats the professional expertise of Q

:lol:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies .
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't mess with the children ever.

well one kid is messing up my home atm.... :48:, my compu barely escaped...

Its good to read them...but most of them are reposts.

Originally Posted by newprouser

well one kid is messing up my home atm.... :48:, my compu barely escaped...

so u are now under child-alert

Originally Posted by panchabhut

so u are now under child-alert

got over in evening ,.... finally... damaaage calculation in progress ETA : 12 hrs

12 hrs for Damage assessment ? what has he done ? brought a collateral damage ?

Thank gawd that your pc is working....

eNjOy!!!

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