Thread: Show that you can make others giggle...

Originally Posted by nandini

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Rajasthan (Marwadi) boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Rajasthani (Marwadi), I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

I hope our new mod finds this humourous ;-)

-F

Originally Posted by farce

I hope our new mod finds this humourous ;-)

-F

anything wrong with mod's sense of humor?

awsome post kiddo ...

Originally Posted by nandini

anything wrong with mod's sense of humor?

We'll find out ;-)

-F

Business is business, Ji is a Marwadi , u can put the together nandy

I am sure, Jee will be very glad to read that.

Originally Posted by farce

I hope our new mod finds this humourous ;-)

-F

Originally Posted by nandini

anything wrong with mod's sense of humor?

Originally Posted by newprouser

Business is business, Ji is a Marwadi , u can put the together nandy

Originally Posted by Dragon

I am sure, Jee will be very glad to read that.

got it now!!!
I take some time in order to grasp things.

Originally Posted by nandini

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Rajasthan (Marwadi) boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Rajasthani (Marwadi), I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

I got only 2 questions here:
1. Why teacher decided to pay in foreign currency :confused1:
2. What kids will do with foreign currency

:lol:

aap bhi detective ban gaye ho

:lol:

no man, its really simple question which came in my mind :confused1: