Thread: Show that you can make others giggle...

Please take a break from your work and share the funniest of joke that you have ever heard...

Here goes the first.




Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.

They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".

They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.



The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.


Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"


Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."

:lol:

PS: Please post jokes the in correct section : Jokes and humor

Yeah!!! I messed up. Was trying to delete it,but couldn't.
Put the right thing at wrong place. Anyway it's not that bad either.
They say Politics is a joke as well...no matter how bad it's.

LOL, in way yes

Not a problem, in future, you always ask a mod to edit/delete/modify your post if necessary.

sure!!!
As soon as I posted it,I realized that I have goofed up. I frantically tried to look for delete button...but...

Anyway I request the mod to put this post in correct section.

Moved to 'Jokes' section ...

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then

he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands

*Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all

his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

*Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

*Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

*Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

*Your loving daughter,

Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters

"PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and

read:

*PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

*I love you!

Your loving daughter

Rosie

Repost.

sorry!!!

No problem. We like to recycle. We have a lot of duplicates here.

Post new jokes in new threads.

well i've replaced it with a new one after checking it on google.

@ nandini..

This (Avoid Repost - How to Search Jokes before posting) could help on how to avoid repost

Grandma, Grandpa..... great

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I don't have a wife",
second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children",
third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He
takes the bottle, puts it aside and says,

"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved”

:lol:

Good one

:lol:

Moral (Always buy more than 3 beer or more than your current problem)

We mortals always find something to console ourselves, no matter how down we are.

My Contribution
Tension

During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the
Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted
to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' the reporter said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon
or the teacup.'

'No. the Director continued,



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'A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well....... Do you want a bed
near the window?'

Good one

Originally Posted by nandini

Please take a break from your work and share the funniest of joke that you have ever heard...

Here goes the first.

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.

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Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."

This joke was the funniest you ever heard?

-F

p.s don't mean to discourage you, keep posting. ;-)
and remember your other post - laugh at jokes directed at you

OK, Here's the funniest joke I know. In fact it is not that funny at all
but the absurdity of this makes me :lol: all the time. I am sure
no one will understand this, but I don't care, I laugh whenever
I tell this joke and that's all I care about ;-)


Q: What is the favourite animal of the IRS?
A: The Zebra.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

-F

p.s maybe Shadow or NPU could understand, but it is a long shot.

is it related to Indian Revenue Service ?

Originally Posted by newprouser

is it related to Indian Revenue Service ?

Sure, that would work. I think you are on the right track ;-)

-F