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This is a discussion on Show that you can make others giggle... within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Please take a break from your work and share the funniest of joke that you have ever heard... Here goes ...
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06-22-09, 04:22 PM
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Rep Power: 3  |  Show that you can make others giggle... Please take a break from your work and share the funniest of joke that you have ever heard... Here goes the first. Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset. Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?" Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..." Last edited by nandini; 06-22-09 at 04:24 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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06-22-09, 04:24 PM
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06-22-09, 04:26 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | Yeah!!! I messed up. Was trying to delete it,but couldn't. Put the right thing at wrong place. Anyway it's not that bad either. They say Politics is a joke as well...no matter how bad it's. |
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06-22-09, 04:29 PM
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| LOL, in way yes  Not a problem, in future, you always ask a mod to edit/delete/modify your post if necessary.  |
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06-22-09, 04:34 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | sure!!! As soon as I posted it,I realized that I have goofed up. I frantically tried to look for delete button...but... Anyway I request the mod to put this post in correct section. |
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06-24-09, 03:37 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands *Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? *Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. *Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! *Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. *Your loving daughter, Rosie. At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read: *PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. *I love you! Your loving daughter Rosie Last edited by nandini; 06-24-09 at 04:21 PM. |
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06-24-09, 04:09 PM
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06-24-09, 04:15 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | sorry!!! |
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06-24-09, 04:22 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | well i've replaced it with a new one after checking it on google. |
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06-24-09, 04:22 PM
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| @ nandini.. This (Avoid Repost - How to Search Jokes before posting) could help on how to avoid repost |
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06-24-09, 04:22 PM
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| Grandma, Grandpa..... great |
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06-25-09, 03:26 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved” |
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06-25-09, 03:28 PM
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06-25-09, 04:40 PM
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| Good one |
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06-25-09, 04:53 PM
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| Moral (Always buy more than 3 beer or more than your current problem) |
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06-25-09, 05:04 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | We mortals always find something to console ourselves, no matter how down we are. |
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06-26-09, 04:23 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' the reporter said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No. the Director continued, - ----- ------ ---- - - - - - - 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?' |
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