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06-30-09, 07:50 PM

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A MAD GUY SHARING WITH HIS FRIEND.

My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Mumbai, mine is in Chennai.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

P.S - One or two of these jokes are Repost.

06-30-09, 09:02 PM

Good one

06-30-09, 09:05 PM

06-30-09, 09:31 PM

06-30-09, 10:04 PM

07-01-09, 11:05 AM

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

07-03-09, 01:03 AM

NPU .. that one is most remarkable.

06-30-09, 07:50 PM	#1
saurav_k Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage Secrets 2wrqhhy.jpg A MAD GUY SHARING WITH HIS FRIEND. My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last... Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Mumbai, mine is in Chennai. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake." My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off... She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" P.S - One or two of these jokes are Repost.

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07-03-09, 01:03 AM	#7
saurav_k Guest Posts: n/a	NPU .. that one is most remarkable.

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