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This is a discussion on Diwali - In an American Desi Style... within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Hoping its not a repost.... Source-Mail A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to ...
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07-02-09, 05:20 PM
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Rep Power: 8  |  Diwali - In an American Desi Style... Hoping its not a repost.... Source-Mail A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... " So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something.... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary ****... really man...they had monkeys and devil s and **** like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or **** like that. So,they deci ded to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and ****... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started." The mother fainted….. |
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07-02-09, 05:22 PM
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|  Yipppee, It's not repost  Good one.. |
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| Please do not post such things about something people refer with reverence. |
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Rep Power: 8 | common ...its jus a funny mail i got....! with no offense to anyone..... |
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| Platinum Member  | No offence taken. Let us take a joke as a joke. The following has happened as a real scenario. My cousin is settled in USA. Her mother visited her and was narrating the Ramayana story to her grand daughters. So she said ... ... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days. "You mean like Pizza Hut?
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| very funny aaka reps++ |
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| very nice one aaka |
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Rep Power: 9  | wow man... thats some cool story... yo! @ meetdilip, I remember my nephew (born and brought up in USA) remarking about Ganesha when he first saw the ganapati festival, "how can a man be an elephant and a God all at the same time?" |
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