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aashaka_gandhi · 07-02-09, 05:20 PM

Hoping its not a repost....

Source-Mail

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he
went about it...

" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something.... Since he was going, for like, something like more
than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you
know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was
reeeeal scary ****... really man...they had monkeys and devil s and ****
like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so
it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his
bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't
mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't
ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood....
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it
gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or **** like that. So,they
deci ded to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our
dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at
least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs
in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like,
decided to smoke and ****... and since they also had some lamps, they lit
the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those
fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the
fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no
kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know,
like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And,
so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

The mother fainted…..

07-02-09, 05:22 PM

Yipppee, It's not repost

Good one..

07-02-09, 05:23 PM

Awsome sweety :lol: :lol:

07-02-09, 05:26 PM

Please do not post such things about something people refer with reverence.

aashaka_gandhi · 07-02-09, 05:34 PM

common ...its jus a funny mail i got....!

with no offense to anyone.....

just4kix · 07-02-09, 05:46 PM

No offence taken. Let us take a joke as a joke.

The following has happened as a real scenario. My cousin is settled in USA. Her mother visited her and was narrating the Ramayana story to her grand daughters. So she said ...

... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days.
"You mean like Pizza Hut?

07-02-09, 06:18 PM

Damn....

07-02-09, 07:13 PM

very funny aaka

reps++

07-02-09, 07:28 PM

:sleep::sleep:

07-02-09, 07:32 PM

:lol:

07-02-09, 05:20 PM	#1
aashaka_gandhi De WatEvaa SweetHeart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 3,040 Rep Power: 8	Diwali - In an American Desi Style... Hoping its not a repost.... Source-Mail A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... " So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something.... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary **... really man...they had monkeys and devil s and like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or like that. So,they deci ded to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and **... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started." The mother fainted….. __________________ Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

07-02-09, 05:46 PM	#6
just4kix Platinum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pune Posts: 9,157 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 21	No offence taken. Let us take a joke as a joke. The following has happened as a real scenario. My cousin is settled in USA. Her mother visited her and was narrating the Ramayana story to her grand daughters. So she said ... ... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days. "You mean like Pizza Hut? __________________ * Never argue with an idiot * All my useful articles and Guides \| My Movie Collection \| Moser Baer Movies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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07-02-09, 05:22 PM	#2
gothic_coder Guest Posts: n/a	Yipppee, It's not repost Good one..

07-02-09, 05:23 PM	#3
newprouser Guest Posts: n/a	Awsome sweety :lol: :lol:

07-02-09, 05:26 PM	#4
meetdilip Guest Posts: n/a	Please do not post such things about something people refer with reverence.

07-02-09, 05:34 PM	#5
aashaka_gandhi De WatEvaa SweetHeart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 3,040 Rep Power: 8	common ...its jus a funny mail i got....! with no offense to anyone.....

07-02-09, 07:13 PM	#8
Dragon Guest Posts: n/a	very funny aaka reps++

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