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Diwali - In an American Desi Style...

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    Talking Diwali - In an American Desi Style...

    Hoping its not a repost....

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    A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
    explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he
    went about it...

    " So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
    But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
    her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
    forest or something.... Since he was going, for like, something like more
    than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you
    know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was
    reeeeal scary ****... really man...they had monkeys and devil s and ****
    like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so
    it was fine.

    But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
    (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his
    bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't
    mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't
    ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

    So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood....
    Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it
    gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or **** like that. So,they
    deci ded to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our
    dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at
    least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs
    in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like,
    decided to smoke and ****... and since they also had some lamps, they lit
    the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those
    fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the
    fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no
    kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know,
    like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And,
    so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

    The mother fainted…..
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    Yipppee, It's not repost

    Good one..

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    Awsome sweety :lol: :lol:

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    Please do not post such things about something people refer with reverence.

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    common ...its jus a funny mail i got....!

    with no offense to anyone.....
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    No offence taken. Let us take a joke as a joke.

    The following has happened as a real scenario. My cousin is settled in USA. Her mother visited her and was narrating the Ramayana story to her grand daughters. So she said ...

    ... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days.
    "You mean like Pizza Hut?
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    Damn....

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    very funny aaka

    reps++

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    :sleep::sleep:

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    :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by just4kix View Post
    No offence taken. Let us take a joke as a joke.

    The following has happened as a real scenario. My cousin is settled in USA. Her mother visited her and was narrating the Ramayana story to her grand daughters. So she said ...

    ... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days.
    "You mean like Pizza Hut?
    oh GOD....she must b almost surprised to hear such a thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post
    very funny aaka

    reps++
    thnks manish
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    very nice one aaka

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    Nice one aaka. :lol:

    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Please do not post such things about something people refer with reverence.
    Comeon. Its just a joke.

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    wow man... thats some cool story... yo!
    :lol:

    @ meetdilip,
    I remember my nephew (born and brought up in USA) remarking about Ganesha when he first saw the ganapati festival,
    "how can a man be an elephant and a God all at the same time?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by just4kix View Post

    ... and Ram had to stay in a hut during his vanvaas days.
    "You mean like Pizza Hut?
    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post

    "how can a man be an elephant and a God all at the same time?"
    :lol: :lol:

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    miss aashaka is having good sense of humour.

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    thnks......for letting me kno tht......

    lolzzzzz
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aashaka_gandhi View Post
    thnks......for letting me kno tht......

    lolzzzzz
    He he he..Miss aashaka :tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    He he he..Miss aashaka :tt2:
    weekend se pehle pitega kya?

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    :lol:

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    gayab ho rakha hai ashish toh???
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    :lol:

    seems that he predicted future.

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    lol.....
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    Here i am, Aaka ne aisi nazar laga di thi ki kaam nahi karte ho :32:, Wahi karna padta hai..

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    :lol:for a change kabhi kabhi main bhi kaam kar leta hoon

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    Haan woh to hai, So wat's up, Kya kya hua afternoon session main?

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    kuch khas nai....tumhari pitaaai honi thi....tum to gayab hi ho gaye the.......?
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aashaka_gandhi View Post
    kuch khas nai....tumhari pitaaai honi thi....tum to gayab hi ho gaye the.......?
    Meri pitaai , Maine aisa kya kar diya

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    arey nai.....ye to pyarwali pitai hai......wink wink
    Dont count wat u lost, cherish wat u ve & plan wat to gain...coz past neva returns but future may return the lost! Think-Decide-Act!!!!

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