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panchabhut · 07-04-09, 06:17 PM

Hope this is not a repost

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies ,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but for the second time, I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,'
says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

07-04-09, 06:19 PM

ooops... thats true

07-04-09, 06:20 PM

Repost Checker is here and i think it's not repost..

And it's

nilact · 07-04-09, 11:08 PM

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07-04-09, 11:48 PM

LMAO

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aashaka_gandhi · 07-05-09, 04:39 AM

good one.....

07-06-09, 02:11 PM

Good one .... cant Rep

rohitrohen · 07-06-09, 04:53 PM

True...Beware of reading women..in lakes ...Rofl

07-04-09, 06:17 PM	#1
panchabhut Platinum Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 2,215 Rep Power: 9	Never Argue with a Woman Hope this is not a repost One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies , 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but for the second time, I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

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07-04-09, 06:19 PM	#2
kirankumargb Guest Posts: n/a	ooops... thats true

07-04-09, 06:20 PM	#3
gothic_coder Guest Posts: n/a	Repost Checker is here and i think it's not repost.. And it's

07-04-09, 11:08 PM	#4
nilact Bronze Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ahmedabad Age: 23 Posts: 300 Rep Power: 3	Rep++

07-04-09, 11:48 PM	#5
newprouser Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO Rep++

07-05-09, 04:39 AM	#6
aashaka_gandhi De WatEvaa SweetHeart Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 3,046 Rep Power: 8	good one.....

07-06-09, 02:11 PM	#7
saurav_k Guest Posts: n/a	Good one .... cant Rep

07-06-09, 04:53 PM	#8
rohitrohen Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Jaipur Posts: 30 Rep Power: 2	True...Beware of reading women..in lakes ...Rofl

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