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This is a discussion on silly quotes within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a ...
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07-30-09, 12:50 AM
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|  silly quotes Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician. Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just stand there. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.  Source : http://1funny.com/ |
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07-30-09, 12:51 AM
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| Good one chief!  |
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07-30-09, 12:55 AM
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| I liked the last one the best |
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07-30-09, 12:56 AM
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07-31-09, 12:36 PM
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| Worth a rep Good one  |
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07-31-09, 03:28 PM
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| nice ones..... Rep+ |
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08-09-09, 03:27 PM
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| Some More 1.Q What do you call an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old? A girl. 2.“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it. 3.No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying. 4.What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque 5.Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts. |
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08-09-09, 03:29 PM
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08-10-09, 04:37 PM
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| good addition sid |
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08-10-09, 08:47 PM
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| Good one sid... |
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08-11-09, 02:18 PM
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| ^  You just copy-pasted the post # 1 or you were quoting it? |
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