Thread: silly quotes

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just stand there.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.






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Good one chief! :29:

I liked the last one the best

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Worth a rep

Good one

Good quotes. But why are you calling them silly?

nice ones.....

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Originally Posted by newprouser

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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Originally Posted by just4kix

Good quotes. But why are you calling them silly?

what to say, but that, truth hurts

1.Q What do you call an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old?
A girl.

2.“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait, someone else is using it.

3.No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.

4.What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

5.Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts.

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good addition sid

Good one sid...

Originally Posted by Sumit020

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Originally Posted by Dragon

good addition sid

Originally Posted by 18lama

Good one sid...

Thanks a lot

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You just copy-pasted the post # 1 or you were quoting it?

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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