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Old 08-08-09, 01:28 AM   #1
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Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi..
Wah Wah!

Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi..


ki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
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Wah Wah!
kya bat he!
uski sandal kaha thi?
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khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!
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khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!
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give him a break, its like a poem buddy !
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khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!
your sayari is off my lead....



And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

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your sayari is off my lead....



And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

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And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

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I meant sandalwood.
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khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!
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1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
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Sahi hai bandhu...good post!
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1.) ssc + hsc + bms + mba = unemplyoment .


2.) an idea + an idiot = a dot com.


3.) sushmita sen - 1.2 feet = salman khan.


4.) 4 weeks in switzerland + london + new zealand + canada =
4 minute song in hindi movie.



5.) rona dhona x bewafai x badle ki aag = your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) amitabh bachchan + jaya bachchan = abhishek bachchan -talent.


7.) any actor + any actress + many movies = david dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = salman khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = sunny deol


12.) one engagement + two weddings + three wedding songs + four hundred relatives + a house bigger than buckingham palace = one sooraj barjataya's film.


13.) one man + one woman = isha deol


14.) time waste - time = kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi


15.) boring songs + heavy dialogues + bogus dressing = devdas
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1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
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Talking Shayari 2

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
Really Nice sumit020
but I have modified couple of equation

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6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
Abhishek Bachchan=Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan +Talent

Woh how much Talented Abhishek is

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1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
1 person=Salman Khan + shirt
probably the best defination of any person

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11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

Sunny Deol - 1 hand=10 kg weight


Sunny is really under weight
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