Thread: Shayari

Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi..
Wah Wah!

Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi..


ki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!

Wah Wah!
kya bat he!
uski sandal kaha thi?

khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!

Originally Posted by farce

khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!

give him a break, its like a poem buddy !

Originally Posted by Swifty

ditto

Originally Posted by farce

khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!

your sayari is off my lead....



And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

footwear

Originally Posted by NARENkill

your sayari is off my lead....



And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

footwear

hez asking you to post everything in english

Originally Posted by NARENkill

your sayari is off my lead....



And what is 'sandal' doing here!!?

footwear

I meant sandalwood.

Originally Posted by farce

khubsoorat doosri Wah dekh aankhWah itni thi..
Wah Uski ek Wah kaha Uski itni thi..sandal
ki aankh bhi ek useeko rahi Wah thi!uski thi
Wah kya aankh he bat Wah! khubsoorat Wah!

Awesome :clap::clap::clap:

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

Sahi hai bandhu...good post!

Originally Posted by sumit020

1.) ssc + hsc + bms + mba = unemplyoment .


2.) an idea + an idiot = a dot com.


3.) sushmita sen - 1.2 feet = salman khan.


4.) 4 weeks in switzerland + london + new zealand + canada =
4 minute song in hindi movie.


5.) rona dhona x bewafai x badle ki aag = your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) amitabh bachchan + jaya bachchan = abhishek bachchan -talent.


7.) any actor + any actress + many movies = david dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = salman khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = sunny deol


12.) one engagement + two weddings + three wedding songs + four hundred relatives + a house bigger than buckingham palace = one sooraj barjataya's film.


13.) one man + one woman = isha deol


14.) time waste - time = kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi


15.) boring songs + heavy dialogues + bogus dressing = devdas

:14:

Originally Posted by Sumit020

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

:lol:

:lol:
:lol:

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge :angry:

Originally Posted by NARENkill

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge :angry:

:lol:

Originally Posted by NARENkill

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutthe ke khaane kaa cake hai?
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge :angry:

:lol::lol::lol:

Originally Posted by Sumit020

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

Really Nice sumit020
but I have modified couple of equation

Modified form

6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

Abhishek Bachchan=Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan +Talent

Woh how much Talented Abhishek is

1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

1 person=Salman Khan + shirt
probably the best defination of any person

11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

Sunny Deol - 1 hand=10 kg weight

Sunny is really under weight :tt2:

Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai?

Sardar : GoAl karne ke liye.

Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge..

Lol naren good one rep ++

Thanks Pri Dont know how to check my rep pts. though

Originally Posted by NARENkill

Thanks Pri Dont know how to check my rep pts. though

Just go User CP you can see your repo point in that page(just look below the page)

Got it!! thanx V09..

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,


so he goes to his wife and says,


"Tel me a joke in which i’m not involved.”


She smiles and says, 'I am pregnant'.