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This is a discussion on Different Patients!!! within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" ...
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08-11-09, 07:20 PM
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|  Different Patients!!! One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu......?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"  |
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08-11-09, 07:26 PM
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| Good joke Dragon  |
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08-12-09, 03:07 PM
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08-12-09, 03:19 PM
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08-12-09, 03:23 PM
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| Gold Member  Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pune
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08-12-09, 03:23 PM
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| Nice joke Dragon! cant rep  |
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08-12-09, 03:34 PM
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| Thanks All.  No prob swifty. |
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08-12-09, 03:51 PM
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| Gold Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pune
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Rep Power: 3 | Heard that Swifty couldn't join his first job due to some freaky accident. Am I right Swifty??? |
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08-12-09, 03:54 PM
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won't blame the damager wearing pants on stairs is really wierd, isn't it? | |
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08-12-09, 03:57 PM
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08-12-09, 04:31 PM
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| Good one...  |
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08-12-09, 05:22 PM
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no accident he was just stiffy :-P -- lovely one mannu bhai | |
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08-12-09, 05:38 PM
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08-12-09, 05:56 PM
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