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    Dragon
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    One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"


    The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."


    The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu......?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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    Good joke Dragon :lol:

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    Thanks

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    Laughing out Loud :lol:

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    lol...
    nice one.

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    Nice joke Dragon!
    cant rep

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    Thanks All.

    No prob swifty.

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    Heard that Swifty couldn't join his first job due to some freaky accident.
    Am I right Swifty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by nandini View Post
    Heard that Swifty couldn't join his first job due to some freaky accident.
    Am I right Swifty???
    :lol:

    won't blame the damager
    wearing pants on stairs is really wierd, isn't it?

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    Good One bro.... :lol:

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    wheres our doc??

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    Good one...:29:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nandini View Post
    Heard that Swifty couldn't join his first job due to some freaky accident.
    Am I right Swifty???

    no accident he was just stiffy :-P

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    lovely one mannu bhai

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    omg........lol
    rep ++

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    Thanks Logic

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