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The Job I am most suitable for 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
5. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
6. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
7. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
8. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
9. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
10. So then I got a job in a gym centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
11. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realised there was no future in it.
SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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