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panchabhut · 08-12-09, 04:14 PM

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
5. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
6. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
7. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
8. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
9. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
10. So then I got a job in a gym centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
11. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realised there was no future in it.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

just4kix · 08-12-09, 04:18 PM

Hope God does not believe that you have retired enough!

08-12-09, 04:31 PM

Very good.

08-12-09, 05:24 PM

Laughing out loud...

funny

08-12-09, 06:58 PM

Funny

nandini · 08-12-09, 09:43 PM

nice pun...

Punch Farce · 08-13-09, 02:20 AM

very punny post

08-13-09, 11:02 PM

good one mate. repped

panchabhut · 08-13-09, 11:09 PM

thank you all

08-12-09, 04:14 PM	#1
panchabhut Platinum Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 2,215 Rep Power: 9	The Job I am most suitable for 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 5. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 6. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 7. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 8. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 9. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. 10. So then I got a job in a gym centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 11. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realised there was no future in it. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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08-12-09, 04:18 PM	#2
just4kix Platinum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pune Posts: 8,899 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 19	Hope God does not believe that you have retired enough!

08-12-09, 05:24 PM	#4
newprouser Guest Posts: n/a	Laughing out loud... funny

08-12-09, 09:43 PM	#6
nandini Gold Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 487 Rep Power: 3	nice pun...

08-13-09, 02:20 AM	#7
Punch Farce Platinum Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,140 Rep Power: 10	very punny post

08-13-09, 11:02 PM	#8
oshhh Guest Posts: n/a	good one mate. repped

08-13-09, 11:09 PM	#9
panchabhut Platinum Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 2,215 Rep Power: 9	thank you all

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