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08-12-09, 04:27 PM
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Rep Power: 9   |  Marriage truths Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U are beautiful, I love u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U are my headache, one day I'll kill u. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the difference between Complete & Finished? Get married. If you find good wife u are complete otherwise u are finished. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men r talking. 1st: I recently got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount. |
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08-12-09, 04:30 PM
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| Nice ones PB.. |
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08-12-09, 05:26 PM
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| Laughing out loud...  |
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08-12-09, 05:30 PM
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| Experienced 5bhoot  |
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08-12-09, 06:35 PM
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| Very good panchbhut  |
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08-12-09, 09:14 PM
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| Nice one Bhoot Uncle  |
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