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Marriage truths Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
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law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U are beautiful, I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U are my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Whats the difference between Complete & Finished?
Get married. If you find good wife u are complete otherwise u are finished.
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Two men r talking.
1st: I recently got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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