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    Default another silly joke

    One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"

    The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

    The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

    He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
    won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

    The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked.
    Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

    "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    repost !! :tt2:
    Different Patients!!!

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    GC, NPU.
    taking panga with pingu mod
    God be with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    GC, NPU.
    taking panga with pingu mod
    God be with you
    Dont' worry guys, I am with you. I can tolerate a repost of my thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    GC, NPU.
    taking panga with pingu mod
    God be with you
    Angel is with us


    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Dont' worry guys, I am with you. I can tolerate a repost of my thread

    with us or with him ? :-P

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    oops

    Bhavnao ko Samjho

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    repost !! :tt2:
    Different Patients!!!
    Putting both of you in global ignore list
    roz roz ka naatak he band :32:
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Dont' worry guys, I am with you. I can tolerate a repost of my thread

    and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm

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    SUBAH SUBAH???

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    Adi baba, Main to mazaak kar raha tha

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoothvibes View Post
    and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm
    Smoothie Bhaiya,:sweatdrop: please read carefully, I wrote :

    I can tolerate a repost of my thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm
    only few people - nandini,farce,punch bala ,admin,kix,vibes,pb1,pb2,md,sid,dragon,aashaka,dha nesh,leo,saurav,amal,pri,
    luke,mickey,gc,oshhh,kangaroo,.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nandini View Post
    SUBAH SUBAH???
    subha subha nahi.. dopehar dopehar time dekho time :tt2:
    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Adi baba, Main to mazaak kar raha tha
    majaak
    fir theek hai
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Smoothie Bhaiya,:sweatdrop: please read carefully, I wrote :



    ohhh i missed that part, peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Smoothie Bhaiya,:sweatdrop: please read carefully, I wrote :

    you two timing creature :hammer:

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    only few people - nandini,farce,punch bala ,admin,kix,vibes,pb1,pb2,md,sid,dragon,aashaka,dha nesh,leo,saurav,amal,pri,
    luke,mickey,gc,oshhh,kangaroo,.....
    aaj shayad ye akela ban hona chaahta hai :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoothvibes View Post
    aaj shayad ye akela ban hona chaahta hai :lol:
    arrey do you never get bored of banning me ?? there are 50K+ members on this forum

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    Funny I never wrote that:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Funny I never wrote that:

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    yea, ab Dragon = smoothvibes kya ??

    Aap summer me dragon hain aur winter pe penguin

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    yea, ab Dragon = smoothvibes kya ??

    Aap summer me dragon hain aur winter pe penguin
    Coalition party :tt2:, Dragon Cum Penguin

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    LOL...I think NP mistakely did that while quoting things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Coalition party :tt2:, Dragon Cum Penguin
    whats the coalition called?
    draguin or pengon????

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    Good joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    yea, ab Dragon = smoothvibes kya ??

    Aap summer me dragon hain aur winter pe penguin
    What about Rainy Season?

    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Coalition party :tt2:, Dragon Cum Penguin
    Dragon cum Penguin cum Frog

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    can't stop laughing,repped

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    Nice one...... :lol:

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