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Old 08-12-09, 05:30 PM   #1
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One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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Old 08-12-09, 05:32 PM   #2
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Here (Different Patients!!!)
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repost !!
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Dont' worry guys, I am with you. I can tolerate a repost of my thread

with us or with him ? :-P
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Putting both of you in global ignore list
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Dont' worry guys, I am with you. I can tolerate a repost of my thread

and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm
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and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm
Smoothie Bhaiya, please read carefully, I wrote :

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and who is with you, you also want to join the global ignore list kya hmm
only few people - nandini,farce,punch bala ,admin,kix,vibes,pb1,pb2,md,sid,dragon,aashaka,dha nesh,leo,saurav,amal,pri,
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SUBAH SUBAH???
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ohhh i missed that part, peace
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aaj shayad ye akela ban hona chaahta hai
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arrey do you never get bored of banning me ?? there are 50K+ members on this forum
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Funny I never wrote that:

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yea, ab Dragon = smoothvibes kya ??

Aap summer me dragon hain aur winter pe penguin
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yea, ab Dragon = smoothvibes kya ??

Aap summer me dragon hain aur winter pe penguin
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LOL...I think NP mistakely did that while quoting things.
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