Thread: Santa Special

Hope these are not reposts


Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Santa replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.


When santa was travelling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Santa shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Boss: Where were you born?
Santa: Punjab..
Boss: which part?
Santa: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab

Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it all right.

Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Most of them read before. Except this one, too funny :lol::lol:

Originally Posted by panchabhut

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

:lol::lol:

Nice

:lol::lol:
Nice ones

Heard most of them but still is :lol:able

^^ definitely :lol: able

Many are reposts but that does not mean that they do not make a nice reading.

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Nice

funny:lol:

It seems that all Santa banta jokes has been posted on IBF

These are really good for time pass....................