Thread: Bloody Parrot! (18+ only)

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot khareedne gayi....

Usne dukandar se kaha: "Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye.... "

Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha: "Iss tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai... ??"

Dukan dar bola: "ye tota bolta hai, wo bhi english aur hindi dono "

Lady ne kaha: "achha.. ??!!"

Usne tote se pucha: "main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon??"

"You look like bloody pros****te. "

Lady ne kaha: "Wasim bhai yeh to bahut badtameez tota hai gaali deta hai!!"

Wasim bhai usse ander le gaya aur pani me doobaya aur pucha...

"Gaali dega??!!"

Tota: "Haan dunga "

Wasim bhai.. phir dubaya aur pucha: "gaali dega??"

Tota: "haan dunga.!!! "

Wasim ne phir pani me doobaya aur poochha: "gali dega?!!!!!?"

Is baar tota maan gaya aur kaha: "nahi dunga.. bhai.. nahi dunga"

Woh use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha: "yeh ab gaali nahi dega.. "

Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

"Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge??"

Tote ne kaha: "tumhara pati hoga"

Lady: "agar do aadmi aaye to kya??"

Tota: "tumhara pati aur devar"

Lady: "agar teen aadmi ??"

Tota: "tumhara pati ,devar aur bhai"

Lady: "agar chaar aadmi aaye to...???"

Tota.....................



"Wasim bhai pani lao!!!!!!!! ..... Maine to pehle hi kaha tha .... she is bloody pros****te"
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol:... That was amazing

Can't rep bhai

haha funny :lol:

Originally Posted by gothic_coder

:lol:... That was amazing

Can't rep bhai

no problem wasim...eeerr. gothic bhai.

Yaar, ek aur joke hai thoda jada non veg hai but it damn funny, what should I do?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
to good

Originally Posted by Dragon

no problem wasim...eeerr. gothic bhai.

Yaar, ek aur joke hai thoda jada non veg hai but it damn funny, what should I do?

Are no prob, We're all mature .. Try to put *** on some words and post

Yes!

That is a bloody good joke. :lol:

Too funny..:29:

bloody