This is a discussion on Bloody Parrot! (18+ only) within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Ek din ek lady shop se parrot khareedne gayi.... Usne dukandar se kaha: "Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye.... " Dukandar ...
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| Ek din ek lady shop se parrot khareedne gayi.... Usne dukandar se kaha: "Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye.... " Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya... Lady ne pucha: "Iss tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai... ??" Dukan dar bola: "ye tota bolta hai, wo bhi english aur hindi dono " Lady ne kaha: "achha.. ??!!" Usne tote se pucha: "main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon??" "You look like bloody pros****te. " Lady ne kaha: "Wasim bhai yeh to bahut badtameez tota hai gaali deta hai!!" Wasim bhai usse ander le gaya aur pani me doobaya aur pucha... "Gaali dega??!!" Tota: "Haan dunga " Wasim bhai.. phir dubaya aur pucha: "gaali dega??" Tota: "haan dunga.!!! " Wasim ne phir pani me doobaya aur poochha: "gali dega?!!!!!?" Is baar tota maan gaya aur kaha: "nahi dunga.. bhai.. nahi dunga" Woh use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha: "yeh ab gaali nahi dega.. " Tab lady ne usse pucha ... "Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge??" Tote ne kaha: "tumhara pati hoga" Lady: "agar do aadmi aaye to kya??" Tota: "tumhara pati aur devar" Lady: "agar teen aadmi ??" Tota: "tumhara pati ,devar aur bhai" Lady: "agar chaar aadmi aaye to...???" Tota..................... "Wasim bhai pani lao!!!!!!!! ..... Maine to pehle hi kaha tha .... she is bloody pros****te" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| ... That was amazing Can't rep bhai |
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| haha funny |
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| ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() to good |
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| Yes! |
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| That is a bloody good joke. |
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| Too funny.. |
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