Ek din ek lady shop se parrot khareedne gayi....
Usne dukandar se kaha: "Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye.... "
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya...
Lady ne pucha: "Iss tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai... ??"
Dukan dar bola: "ye tota bolta hai, wo bhi english aur hindi dono "
Lady ne kaha: "achha.. ??!!"
Usne tote se pucha: "main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon??"
"You look like bloody pros****te. "
Lady ne kaha: "Wasim bhai yeh to bahut badtameez tota hai gaali deta hai!!"
Wasim bhai usse ander le gaya aur pani me doobaya aur pucha...
"Gaali dega??!!"
Tota: "Haan dunga "
Wasim bhai.. phir dubaya aur pucha: "gaali dega??"
Tota: "haan dunga.!!! "
Wasim ne phir pani me doobaya aur poochha: "gali dega?!!!!!?"
Is baar tota maan gaya aur kaha: "nahi dunga.. bhai.. nahi dunga"
Woh use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha: "yeh ab gaali nahi dega.. "
Tab lady ne usse pucha ...
"Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge??"
Tote ne kaha: "tumhara pati hoga"
Lady: "agar do aadmi aaye to kya??"
Tota: "tumhara pati aur devar"
Lady: "agar teen aadmi ??"
Tota: "tumhara pati ,devar aur bhai"
Lady: "agar chaar aadmi aaye to...???"
Tota.....................
"Wasim bhai pani lao!!!!!!!! ..... Maine to pehle hi kaha tha .... she is bloody pros****te"
:lol::lol::lol::lol:



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