Thread: Windows_Linux

>Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
>"Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
>Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
>"Microsoft: ""You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
>"Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!"
>Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
>"The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog"
>Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
>Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
>Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
>Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
>Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
>Linux, for people who want to know why their computer works.
>Linux: The choice of a new generation.
>In the land of Linux, if you listen hard at night you can hear the whirr of Windows machines rebooting.
>Linux... better than a sports drink... it doesn't make you crash after an hour.
>Good evening Mr. Gates, I will be your server this evening.


& one more

In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

People can lambast windows all they want...but only geeks and nerds use linux and they can shove it up their *** and be happy.

Nice one Swifty.

Linux and Windows were fighting a battle. Soon, Linux won. When Tux was asked how they won so readily, he said "We can customize our Colonels."

>Why is Microsoft's OS called Windows?
-Because its too easily broken.

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>Is Windows a Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

Good one

Again a nice one Swifty

>Use the best when it comes to computers!
-Apple for graphics
-Palm for mobility
-Linux for servers
-Windows for solitaire