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No One Loves a Spammer
This is a discussion on No One Loves a Spammer within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; >You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spammer. You have a gun with two bullets. ...
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08-15-09, 10:15 PM
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|  No One Loves a Spammer >You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spammer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? -You shoot the spammer. Twice. >What do you have when you bury six spammers up to their necks in sand? -Not enough sand. >What do you call 20 spammers skydiving from an airplane? -Skeet. ************************************************** ***** >One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a spammer all died and went to heaven. St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there would be a test to get into Heaven: They each had to answer a single question. To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?" The teacher thought for a second, and then replied: "That would have been the Titanic, right?" St. Peter let him through the gate. Next, St. Peter turned to the garbage man, and figuring that heaven didn’t really need all the stink that this guy would bring in, decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?" The garbage man guessed 1228, to which St. Peter said, "That happens to be right. Go ahead." St. Peter then turned to the spammer. "What were their names?" ************************************************** *** >What do you call 5000 dead spammers at the bottom of the ocean? -A good start.   |
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08-15-09, 10:21 PM
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Rep Power: 9   | swifty, we now have Admin and three Mods. That makes four. You did not leave one for the third Mod.  |
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08-15-09, 10:26 PM
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08-15-09, 10:31 PM
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Rep Power: 10 | Swifty, you just substituted 'Lawyers' with 'Spammers' didn't you  |
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First part : Admin shoots the spammer twice Second part :J4K asks the spammer the names of those who drowned Third part : smoothie deletes 5000 spammer IDs and says "a good start" so what about Jee? p.s. Mods please don't take this seriously | ||
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08-15-09, 10:39 PM
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but this is For Spammers  Quote:
************************************************** ***** Two spammers have a suicide pact; they will jump off the towers of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco at exactly the same time. Each has nearly the same body type and their weights are identical. One is wearing a brown suit; the other is wearing a blue suit. Question: Who hits the bay first? Answer: Who cares?! ************************************************** ******* >“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the spammers.” -- William Shakespeare >If a spammer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? Last edited by Swifty; 08-15-09 at 10:39 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost | ||
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08-15-09, 11:04 PM
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| I think i heard some of the jokes before.  Anyways, good jokes. |
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08-15-09, 11:17 PM
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| A man is condemned to hell and is just settling in to enduring eternal torment when he sees a spammer down there making love to a beautiful woman. He says to one of the demons, "Hey, how come I am being tortured like this, and that spammer is making love to that woman over there?" The demon replied, "Silence! Who are you to question that woman's punishment?" Last edited by Swifty; 08-15-09 at 11:22 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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08-15-09, 11:19 PM
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Rep Power: 5 | @Swifty did you got the right to post that image.?As far as i can see you have to obtain permission to post that. Most of the time you have to pay for it. |
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08-15-09, 11:22 PM
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dont be sad.. small bro.. |
08-15-09, 11:33 PM
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Rep Power: 5 | I too deleted one for that reason. |
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08-16-09, 12:11 AM
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08-16-09, 12:33 AM
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| This joke is not funny at all...especially coming from a person who spams a lot. DTIS |
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