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No One Loves a Spammer

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    >You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spammer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
    -You shoot the spammer. Twice.

    >What do you have when you bury six spammers up to their necks in sand?
    -Not enough sand.

    >What do you call 20 spammers skydiving from an airplane?
    -Skeet.

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    >One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a spammer all died and went to heaven.

    St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there would be a test to get into Heaven: They each had to answer a single question.

    To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"

    The teacher thought for a second, and then replied: "That would have been the Titanic, right?" St. Peter let him through the gate.

    Next, St. Peter turned to the garbage man, and figuring that heaven didnít really need all the stink that this guy would bring in, decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?"

    The garbage man guessed 1228, to which St. Peter said, "That happens to be right. Go ahead."

    St. Peter then turned to the spammer. "What were their names?"

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    >What do you call 5000 dead spammers at the bottom of the ocean?
    -A good start.

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    swifty, we now have Admin and three Mods. That makes four.
    You did not leave one for the third Mod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    swifty, we now have Admin and three Mods. That makes four.
    You did not leave one for the third Mod.

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    i neither understood what PB said nor your last joke.
    job takes the child away.

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    Swifty, you just substituted 'Lawyers' with 'Spammers' didn't you

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    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    swifty, we now have Admin and three Mods. That makes four.
    You did not leave one for the third Mod.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    your joke has three parts.

    First part : Admin shoots the spammer twice
    Second part :J4K asks the spammer the names of those who drowned
    Third part : smoothie deletes 5000 spammer IDs and says "a good start"

    so what about Jee?

    p.s. Mods please don't take this seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by Punch Farce View Post
    Swifty, you just substituted 'Lawyers' with 'Spammers' didn't you
    this may be repost as you mentioned.
    but this is For Spammers

    Quote Originally Posted by panchabhut View Post
    your joke has three parts.

    First part : Admin shoots the spammer twice
    Second part :J4K asks the spammer the names of those who drowned
    Third part : smoothie deletes 5000 spammer IDs and says "a good start"

    so what about Jee?

    p.s. Mods please don't take this seriously
    i dont know i dont posted by that thinking

    ************************************************** *****

    Two spammers have a suicide pact; they will jump off the towers of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco at exactly the same time. Each has nearly the same body type and their weights are identical. One is wearing a brown suit; the other is wearing a blue suit.

    Question: Who hits the bay first?

    Answer: Who cares?!

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    >ďThe first thing we do, letís kill all the spammers.Ē
    -- William Shakespeare

    >If a spammer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
    Last edited by Swifty; 15th August 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    I think i heard some of the jokes before.:shifty: Anyways, good jokes.

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    A man is condemned to hell and is just settling in to enduring eternal torment when he sees a spammer down there making love to a beautiful woman. He says to one of the demons, "Hey, how come I am being tortured like this, and that spammer is making love to that woman over there?"

    The demon replied, "Silence! Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
    Last edited by Swifty; 15th August 2009 at 10:52 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    ohhh that stinks somewhere in the teeth Shifty..

    pls post good jokes...
    job takes the child away.

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    @Swifty did you got the right to post that image.?As far as i can see you have to obtain permission to post that. Most of the time you have to pay for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    @Swifty did you got the right to post that image.?As far as i can see you have to obtain permission to post that. Most of the time you have to pay for it.
    itna chalta hai yaarr...
    job takes the child away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickey View Post
    ohhh that stinks somewhere in the teeth Shifty..

    pls post good jokes...


    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker View Post
    @Swifty did you got the right to post that image.?As far as i can see you have to obtain permission to post that. Most of the time you have to pay for it.
    Deleted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post




    Deleted!
    :lol: dont be sad.. small bro..
    job takes the child away.

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    I too deleted one for that reason.

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    :-|

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    This joke is not funny at all...especially coming from a person who spams a lot. DTIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    This joke is not funny at all...especially coming from a person who spams a lot. DTIS
    ops:ops:

    Quote Originally Posted by newprouser View Post
    :-|
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    Quote Originally Posted by Punch Farce View Post
    Swifty, you just substituted 'Lawyers' with 'Spammers' didn't you
    Correct. I also heard the same joke - but with 'lawyers' instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by just4kix View Post
    Correct. I also heard the same joke - but with 'lawyers' instead.
    all jokes you Heard Before which i posted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    all jokes you Heard Before which i posted?
    I had heard/read before. I have a canonical list of lawyer jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by just4kix View Post
    I had heard/read before. I have a canonical list of lawyer jokes.
    Please post :4:

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Please post :4:
    what is the significance of that emoticon? is it a painter?

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    Artist to be exact.

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    Yes, those were lawyer jobs:tt2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Yes, those were lawyer jobs:tt2:
    tum log Bhavanao ko Samzo!
    What title says
    "No on loves Spammer"

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    main teri bhawnao ko samajhta hoon...
    job takes the child away.

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