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Some SMSes... Most in Hindi
This is a discussion on Some SMSes... Most in Hindi within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha. Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha: KYA HAI? Kisan: Saheb gehun. ...
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08-17-09, 09:15 PM
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|  Some SMSes... Most in Hindi Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha. Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI? Kisan:Saheb gehun. BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital. 1st: Kya baygon..? 2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha- 1 Anda dena. Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi? Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- तुम कुत्ते थे, कुत्ते हो, कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,, तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है, तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी * एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *  ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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08-17-09, 10:44 PM
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|  good ones...can't rep.  |
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08-18-09, 04:44 PM
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08-18-09, 04:55 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | lol:  Last edited by money_ms; 08-18-09 at 04:55 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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08-18-09, 09:05 PM
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| Very funny |
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08-19-09, 01:08 PM
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08-19-09, 04:28 PM
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| राम : क्या आप ने ही कल मेरे लड़के को डूबने से बचाया था ? श्याम : हां, मगर अब उस बारे में मेरी तारीफ करके मुझे शर्मिन्दा मत कीजिये । राम : अजी करूं क्यों नहीं ? बताइये उस लड़के की टोपी कहां है ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala wah! wah! Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala wah! wah! Tata sky laga dala toh life Zingalala!  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoto pe 'NAA' hai dil me 'HAA' hai... Hoto pe 'NAA' hai dil me 'HAA' hai... Shashi Kapur kehta hai, Mere pass Maa hai!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Johny Johny poem in Hyderabadi style Are o Jany? kya Abba shakkar khara kamine? Nai Abba jhoot bolra re potte? Nai Abba Muh khol re HA HA HA Last edited by gothic_coder; 08-19-09 at 05:24 PM. |
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08-19-09, 05:15 PM
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Rep Power: 5 | OK boss EDITED Logik Last edited by Logik; 08-19-09 at 06:00 PM. |
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08-19-09, 05:16 PM
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| First one was funny. |
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08-19-09, 05:16 PM
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| this are Nice! |
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08-19-09, 05:19 PM
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| nice one's |
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08-19-09, 05:20 PM
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| Spelling main kya rakha hai, Bhavnao ko samjho Anyways logik.. Edit what you've written, some might not like it... I've already edited |
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08-20-09, 07:15 PM
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| Kya Aankhe Kya Surat, Kya Chehra Aap Ne Paya Hai, Jaise Peeple Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utar Ke Aaya Hai, Bura Laga..? To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao ..! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Door Se Dekha To 'Sher' Tha To To Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke Utne NAKHRE BV Ke TV Chale REMOTE Se BV Chale NOTE Se CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB Jo CHEDA BV Ko, "BEGHAR" Hue JANAB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wat do u call an elephants knee ??? GAJ-KNEE !! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tum Haste Raho, Or Haste Raho, Or Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! |
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08-20-09, 07:17 PM
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| Nice Ones! |
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08-20-09, 07:20 PM
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| Reminds me of my college days |
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08-20-09, 07:20 PM
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| Nice one's some are new to me |
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08-20-09, 08:08 PM
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| Good one ................ |
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08-20-09, 09:26 PM
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| Good SMSes........ |
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08-20-09, 09:29 PM
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08-20-09, 09:30 PM
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They are not the same but the 15 char limit made them same | |
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