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    Talking Some SMSes... Most in Hindi

    Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
    Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

    Kisan:Saheb gehun.
    BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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    Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
    1st: Kya baygon..?
    2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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    1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
    1 Anda dena.

    Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
    Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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    तुम कुत्ते थे,

    कुत्ते हो,

    कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

    तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

    तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

    * एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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    good ones...can't rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
    Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

    Kisan:Saheb gehun.
    BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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    Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
    1st: Kya baygon..?
    2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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    1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
    1 Anda dena.

    Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
    Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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    तुम कुत्ते थे,

    कुत्ते हो,

    कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

    तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

    तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

    * एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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    LOL good one..Reps Udhar

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    lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Last edited by oo7; 08-18-09 at 04:55 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Very funny :lol::lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
    Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
    Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

    Kisan:Saheb gehun.
    BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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    Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
    1st: Kya baygon..?
    2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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    1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
    1 Anda dena.

    Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
    Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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    तुम कुत्ते थे,

    कुत्ते हो,

    कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

    तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

    तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

    * एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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    Thanks 4 sharing :4:

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    राम : क्या आप ने ही कल मेरे लड़के को डूबने से बचाया था ?
    श्याम : हां, मगर अब उस बारे में मेरी तारीफ करके मुझे शर्मिन्दा मत कीजिये ।
    राम : अजी करूं क्यों नहीं ? बताइये उस लड़के की टोपी कहां है ?




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    Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

    wah! wah!

    Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

    wah! wah!

    Tata sky laga dala toh life Zingalala!




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    Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
    dil me 'HAA' hai...

    Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
    dil me 'HAA' hai...



    Shashi Kapur kehta hai,
    Mere pass Maa hai!!



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    Johny Johny poem in Hyderabadi style

    Are o Jany?
    kya Abba
    shakkar khara kamine?
    Nai Abba
    jhoot bolra re potte?
    Nai Abba
    Muh khol re
    HA HA HA
    Last edited by gothic_coder; 08-19-09 at 05:24 PM.

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    OK boss
    EDITED

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    Last edited by Logik; 08-19-09 at 06:00 PM.

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    First one was funny.

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    this are Nice!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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    :lol: nice one's

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    Spelling main kya rakha hai, Bhavnao ko samjho

    Anyways logik.. Edit what you've written, some might not like it... I've already edited

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    Kya Aankhe Kya Surat,
    Kya Chehra Aap Ne Paya Hai,
    Jaise Peeple Ke Ped Se
    Bhoot Utar Ke Aaya Hai,

    Bura Laga..?

    To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao ..!




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    Door Se Dekha To
    'Sher' Tha



    To







    To



    Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !


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    Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke
    Utne NAKHRE BV Ke

    TV Chale REMOTE Se
    BV Chale NOTE Se

    CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB
    Jo CHEDA BV Ko, "BEGHAR" Hue JANAB

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    Wat do u call an elephants knee ???














    GAJ-KNEE !!

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    Tum Haste Raho,
    Or Haste Raho,
    Or Haste Raho,
    Muskarate Raho,
    Sada Khilkhilate Raho,
    Mera Kya Hain,
    Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge!

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    :lol::lol:
    Nice Ones!

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    Reminds me of my college days

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    Nice one's some are new to me

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    Good one ................

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    Good SMSes........

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    Quote Originally Posted by meetdilip View Post
    Good one ................
    Quote Originally Posted by 18lama View Post
    Good SMSes........
    now i have one Doubt

    is 18lama=MeetDilip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    now i have one Doubt

    is 18lama=MeetDilip
    ooo please.. now already had many doubts than we could digest. Even if they are the same it wont matter me now.

    They are not the same but the 15 char limit made them same

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirankumargb View Post
    ooo please.. now already had many doubts than we could digest. Even if they are the same it wont matter me now.

    They are not the same but the 15 char limit made them same
    :lol::lol::lol:
    ya now all are same

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    lol cool ones.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifty View Post
    now i have one Doubt

    is 18lama=MeetDilip
    I am not a techie....

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