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Old 08-17-09, 08:15 PM   #1
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Talking Some SMSes... Most in Hindi

Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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Old 08-17-09, 09:44 PM   #2
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good ones...can't rep.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gothic_coder View Post
Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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LOL good one..Reps Udhar
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Old 08-18-09, 08:05 PM   #5
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Very funny :lol::lol:
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Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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Thanks 4 sharing :4:
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Old 08-19-09, 03:28 PM   #7
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राम : क्या आप ने ही कल मेरे लड़के को डूबने से बचाया था ?
श्याम : हां, मगर अब उस बारे में मेरी तारीफ करके मुझे शर्मिन्दा मत कीजिये ।
राम : अजी करूं क्यों नहीं ? बताइये उस लड़के की टोपी कहां है ?




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Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

wah! wah!

Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

wah! wah!

Tata sky laga dala toh life Zingalala!




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Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
dil me 'HAA' hai...

Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
dil me 'HAA' hai...



Shashi Kapur kehta hai,
Mere pass Maa hai!!



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Johny Johny poem in Hyderabadi style

Are o Jany?
kya Abba
shakkar khara kamine?
Nai Abba
jhoot bolra re potte?
Nai Abba
Muh khol re
HA HA HA

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Old 08-19-09, 04:16 PM   #9
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First one was funny.
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Old 08-19-09, 04:16 PM   #10
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this are Nice!
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