Thread: Some SMSes... Most in Hindi

Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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good ones...can't rep.

Originally Posted by gothic_coder

Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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LOL good one..Reps Udhar

lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Very funny :lol::lol:

Originally Posted by gothic_coder

Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha.
Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI?

Kisan:Saheb gehun.
BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2:


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Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st: Kya baygon..?
2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!!



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1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha-
1 Anda dena.

Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi.



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तुम कुत्ते थे,

कुत्ते हो,

कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,,

तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है,

तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी

* एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *




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Thanks 4 sharing :4:

राम : क्या आप ने ही कल मेरे लड़के को डूबने से बचाया था ?
श्याम : हां, मगर अब उस बारे में मेरी तारीफ करके मुझे शर्मिन्दा मत कीजिये ।
राम : अजी करूं क्यों नहीं ? बताइये उस लड़के की टोपी कहां है ?




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Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

wah! wah!

Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala

wah! wah!

Tata sky laga dala toh life Zingalala!




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Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
dil me 'HAA' hai...

Hoto pe 'NAA' hai
dil me 'HAA' hai...



Shashi Kapur kehta hai,
Mere pass Maa hai!!



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Johny Johny poem in Hyderabadi style

Are o Jany?
kya Abba
shakkar khara kamine?
Nai Abba
jhoot bolra re potte?
Nai Abba
Muh khol re
HA HA HA

OK boss
EDITED

Logik

First one was funny.

this are Nice!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol: nice one's

Spelling main kya rakha hai, Bhavnao ko samjho

Anyways logik.. Edit what you've written, some might not like it... I've already edited

Kya Aankhe Kya Surat,
Kya Chehra Aap Ne Paya Hai,
Jaise Peeple Ke Ped Se
Bhoot Utar Ke Aaya Hai,

Bura Laga..?

To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao ..!




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Door Se Dekha To
'Sher' Tha



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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !


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Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke
Utne NAKHRE BV Ke

TV Chale REMOTE Se
BV Chale NOTE Se

CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB
Jo CHEDA BV Ko, "BEGHAR" Hue JANAB

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Wat do u call an elephants knee ???














GAJ-KNEE !!

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Tum Haste Raho,
Or Haste Raho,
Or Haste Raho,
Muskarate Raho,
Sada Khilkhilate Raho,
Mera Kya Hain,
Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge!

:lol::lol:
Nice Ones!

Reminds me of my college days

Nice one's some are new to me

Good one ................

Good SMSes........

Originally Posted by meetdilip

Good one ................

Originally Posted by 18lama

Good SMSes........

now i have one Doubt

is 18lama=MeetDilip

Originally Posted by Swifty

now i have one Doubt

is 18lama=MeetDilip

ooo please.. now already had many doubts than we could digest. Even if they are the same it wont matter me now.

They are not the same but the 15 char limit made them same

Originally Posted by kirankumargb

ooo please.. now already had many doubts than we could digest. Even if they are the same it wont matter me now.

They are not the same but the 15 char limit made them same

:lol::lol::lol:
ya now all are same

lol cool ones.....

Originally Posted by Swifty

now i have one Doubt

is 18lama=MeetDilip

I am not a techie....