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Some SMSes... Most in Hindi
This is a discussion on Some SMSes... Most in Hindi within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha. Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha: KYA HAI? Kisan: Saheb gehun. ...
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08-17-09, 08:15 PM
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|  Some SMSes... Most in Hindi Ek kisan anaaj lekar ja raha tha. Raaste mein bantoo ne usse rok kar pucha:KYA HAI? Kisan:Saheb gehun. BANTOO:Haath mila, Main bhi GAY HU :tt2: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Cockroaches admitted side by side in a hospital. 1st: Kya baygon..? 2nd: Nahi.... Paragon!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Murgi ande ki dukan pe gayi aur kaha- 1 Anda dena. Shopkeepar-ande ka kya krogi? Murgi-Mere pati ne kaha hain ki 2 Rs ke liye tum apna figure kyu kharab karogi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- तुम कुत्ते थे, कुत्ते हो, कुत्ते ही रहोगे,,, तुम्हारी सोच भी कुत्ते जैसी ही है, तुम्हारी आने वाली नस्ल भी कुत्ता ही होगी * एैसा कहकर कुतिया कुत्ते से गुस्सा होकर चली गई *  ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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08-17-09, 09:44 PM
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|  good ones...can't rep.  |
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08-18-09, 03:44 PM
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08-18-09, 03:55 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol: Last edited by money_ms; 08-18-09 at 03:55 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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08-18-09, 08:05 PM
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| Very funny :lol::lol: |
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08-19-09, 03:28 PM
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| राम : क्या आप ने ही कल मेरे लड़के को डूबने से बचाया था ? श्याम : हां, मगर अब उस बारे में मेरी तारीफ करके मुझे शर्मिन्दा मत कीजिये । राम : अजी करूं क्यों नहीं ? बताइये उस लड़के की टोपी कहां है ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala wah! wah! Yashomati maiya se bole Nandlala wah! wah! Tata sky laga dala toh life Zingalala!  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoto pe 'NAA' hai dil me 'HAA' hai... Hoto pe 'NAA' hai dil me 'HAA' hai... Shashi Kapur kehta hai, Mere pass Maa hai!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Johny Johny poem in Hyderabadi style Are o Jany? kya Abba shakkar khara kamine? Nai Abba jhoot bolra re potte? Nai Abba Muh khol re HA HA HA Last edited by gothic_coder; 08-19-09 at 04:24 PM. |
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08-19-09, 04:15 PM
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Rep Power: 6 | OK boss EDITED Logik Last edited by Logik; 08-19-09 at 05:00 PM. |
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08-19-09, 04:16 PM
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| First one was funny. |
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08-19-09, 04:16 PM
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| this are Nice! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: |
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