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Old 08-18-09, 04:41 PM   #1
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A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

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Sorry to play spoilsport but a repost: http://www.indiabroadband.net/jokes-...n-kitchen.html

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too good.
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Sorry to play spoilsport but a repost: http://www.indiabroadband.net/jokes-...n-kitchen.html

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Sorry to play spoilsport but a repost: http://www.indiabroadband.net/jokes-...n-kitchen.html

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Oops sorry for repost..Actually i didn't search before posting this time.. I should have searched before posting because I am not regular now a days. Anyway will take care next time.

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too good.
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I don't understand this..Why??

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Repost or not...still a good joke.
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good joke yaar...
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Good one .............
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