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money_ms · 09-25-09, 09:26 PM

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that.

just4kix · 09-25-09, 09:27 PM

This was posted earlier (before the jokes were cleaned up).

andasay · 09-28-09, 02:19 AM

That is brilliant! I'm going to have to show my wife this one, I think it may give her something to think about. She would probably try and be a smart as like this if she ever came accross a frog in a trap!

Kangaroo · 09-28-09, 06:59 PM

Poor women!! I wonder why men always make fun of them !! OK guys, we women are magnanimous enoough to let you have fun at our expense!!!!

takatenamano · 10-05-09, 06:15 PM

Holy wow! That was really awesome! Ha ha. Yeah, women are clever... Sometimes.

09-25-09, 09:26 PM	#1
money_ms Silver Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: A place god knows Posts: 480 Rep Power: 3	woman wishes A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that.

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09-25-09, 09:27 PM	#2
just4kix Platinum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pune Posts: 8,899 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 19	This was posted earlier (before the jokes were cleaned up).

09-28-09, 02:19 AM	#3
andasay Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 2	That is brilliant! I'm going to have to show my wife this one, I think it may give her something to think about. She would probably try and be a smart as like this if she ever came accross a frog in a trap!

09-28-09, 06:59 PM	#4
Kangaroo Bronze Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: MAA, DXB, BNE, CVG Posts: 196 Rep Power: 2	Poor women!! I wonder why men always make fun of them !! OK guys, we women are magnanimous enoough to let you have fun at our expense!!!!

10-05-09, 06:15 PM	#5
takatenamano Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Age: 19 Posts: 38 Rep Power: 1	Holy wow! That was really awesome! Ha ha. Yeah, women are clever... Sometimes.

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