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This is a discussion on English within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET ...
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10-15-09, 05:42 PM
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| The Wizard  Join Date: Aug 2009
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Rep Power: 1  |  English Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a London Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Outside a London second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Seen during a London conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. Doctors clinic, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Hotel, Acapulco : THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER. In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. In a Calcutta Coffee House: PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS |
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10-15-09, 06:31 PM
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10-15-09, 06:38 PM
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| Platinum Member  | LOL. Very nice one. Although, I don't think this one is a mistake ... more like being very apt on repartee ... Quote:
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10-15-09, 06:42 PM
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10-15-09, 07:35 PM
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Rep Power: 3 | On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) "In your tone Good one" |
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10-15-09, 07:41 PM
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10-15-09, 10:21 PM
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10-15-09, 10:54 PM
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