Thread: Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta from Punzob. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,

Banta

Good one.....Thanks.....

I am not a big fan of Sardarji jokes. They stereotype
Sikhs as ignorant or stupid as seen from the above "joke".

-F

^edited... They r just 2 random people from, no-where..

Where is Punzob???

I am a sikh from Kolkata.Every language or People of India have there own jokes and are only good and laughing when told in its own language.I know many bengali, gujrati, rajasthani, bhojpuri etc jokes.but useless in other language (mostly in english)

Originally Posted by NrN Kill

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

As far joke is concern this is poor......
Why you want to kill cat huh.....
If cat kills any person (Lion,Tiger etc. are also cats I mean big cats) we shout about it ..... and if human kills any animal there is nothing...
Bullshit...

Originally Posted by Punch Farce

Where is Punzob???

I gave a random name to make it clear that this thread is not to mock at any particular sect/community.

Originally Posted by baldev

I am a sikh from Kolkata.Every language or People of India have there own jokes and are only good and laughing when told in its own language.I know many bengali, gujrati, rajasthani, bhojpuri etc jokes.but useless in other language (mostly in english)

Point considered, but not all understand all the regional languages.. So..

Originally Posted by Sumit020

As far joke is concern this is poor......
Why you want to kill cat huh.....
If cat kills any person (Lion,Tiger etc. are also cats I mean big cats) we shout about it ..... and if human kills any animal there is nothing...
Bullshit...

Sumit you Seem to be in an argumentative mood..
Anyway Well that santa cares only about his mouse, since he has spent his hard earned money on it.. So he wants a dog to protect the mouse from the cat, not necessarily killing...
Hope its fine now

Originally Posted by sudu846

Good one.....Thanks.....

welcome sudu....

Cute jokes only my father would find funny because he has a bad sense of humor. Corny jokes like these he loves. To be honest I didn't know it offended anyone or anything (sect, group, etc).

Stereotype jokes should be avoided.

^unfruitful comments should be avoided....

Originally Posted by Punch Farce

I am not a big fan of Sardarji jokes. They stereotype
Sikhs as ignorant or stupid as seen from the above "joke".

-F

What do you mean by Sardarji? Anyway, this is a good joke. Maybe Billgates should make a Microsoft sentence next. :P

My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Good one :lol:

Think ...if anyone really do this then what will happen............
Assuming that Bill Gates has read it.........

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

Nice... Now I now where all my mice have disappeared.