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Sunday School

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    Sunday School

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
    through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
    napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

    When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
    behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !''
    shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to

    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But
    Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

    Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus
    Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell
    back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did
    Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again,
    Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

    This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in
    me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

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    Nice joke ! Ha ha ha !!

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