Sunday School

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !''
shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to
sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus
Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell
back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again,
Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in
me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Nice joke ! Ha ha ha !!