Thread: Brutal humor

Hello all!
I also have some jokes for you.


Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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An Australian junior officer meets a British senior officer on the front line. "Good morning young man," says the British officer, "Did you come here to die?"

"No Sir," replies the young Australian, "I came yesterday".

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Mole understood that it had confused up and down only when it felt the taste of magma in its mouth...

PS. If you like such jokes, I will show more

The third one is exclusive)