Here are some more:
1). A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!
2) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm
3)A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
Why??
Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
4) Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin
5)What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.
6)One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
7)Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...
Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."
8)Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]