Pj thread...

[players_player]

ok folks enogh poking admin and here's something from my side!!




Part 1
a parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'aam hai kya?'
the shopkeeper says ... 'nahi. Hum aam nahi bechte.'
next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'aam
hai kya ?'
he gets a little irritated and says... 'aare bola na, hum 'aam nahi
bechte'
on the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'aam hai kya ?'
he gets wild and yells ...'bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda
marunga sar ke upar'

the next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
the shopkeeper says ... 'nahi'
the parrot then asks ... 'aam hai kya ?'

part-2

the next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks
"aam hai kya??"
the shopkeeper is ready now....
He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face.
The parrot looses all his teeth
but determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks

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"aam ka juice hai kya???"

nice joke player

[smoothvibes]

Men always have better friends....




They will stand by you, no matter what....!!!




Here's an example:-






Friends of Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night.

So she tells her husband the very next morning,

that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.

So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and

none of them confirmed that she was with them.





Friends of Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night.

So he tells his wife the very next morning,

that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that

he stayed at their apartments that night and

another 5 claimed that he is still with them!!

[Logik]

sorry to bump old topic......but i wanna add some more

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.


Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.


Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it¦







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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..

So.. Sports quota!!!!

[dunadain]

A man in a restaurant walks upto another man and asks
"Are U from west indies"
The man replies
"No"
10 mins go by the man again walks up and ask the other guy
"Are U from west indies"
The man again replies a little angrily
"I told u already.... NO"
another 10 mins go by
Again the man goes to the other guy and asks him
"Are U from west indies"
NOw totally frustrated the man says angrily
"Yes I am from west indies....What is it to U???"
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"Lagta toh Nahi"

[Logik]

All PJ fans, time to go grazy…
1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

[Dragon]

ok its PJ day, catch this one:

Today Tommarow and yesterday There Will be ...............

One Heart that would always beat for u ........................

You Know Whose ???........................YOUR OWN STUPID!!!

:lol:

[smoothvibes]

ok its PJ day, catch this one:

Today Tommarow and yesterday There Will be ...............

One Heart that would always beat for u ........................

You Know Whose ???........................YOUR OWN STUPID!!!

:lol:

English Mae PJ

[Dragon]

English Mae PJ

Desh Tarraki kar raha hai bhai

[smoothvibes]

waah waah..

[Dragon]

shukriya...shukriya

[smoothvibes]

then one more english sher for you

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

[Dragon]

:lol:
Lol good one,
hope you're not pointing @ me

[smoothvibes]

:lol:
Lol good one,
hope you're not pointing @ me

no no not that one, may be this one is

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
:lol:

[Dragon]

no no not that one, may be this one is

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
:lol:

:lol:

[justcurio.us]

Der was a gang. Wo logo ko mar ke unki dead body pe ghanti bajate the. So wht was their profession..
Ans: <MAAR-KE-TING>

Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match
Sardar: RAINS! NO MATCH!


After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K"


Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

[smoothvibes]

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K"

this one is rocking :lol: :lol: :lol:

[newprouser]

:lol: :lol:

[Dragon]

Der was a gang. Wo logo ko mar ke unki dead body pe ghanti bajate the. So wht was their profession..
Ans: <MAAR-KE-TING>

Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match
Sardar: RAINS! NO MATCH!


After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K"


Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[NrN Kill]

Once Mickey & Donald had a fight...

Donald threw Mickey on a wall.
Mickey immediatly started writing RAMAYANAM.

WHY?
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Because He became 'WALLMICKEY'

[Kangaroo]

Here are some more:

1). A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

2) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

3)A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!


4) Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

5)What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

6)One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

7)Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

8)Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]

[NrN Kill]

Here are some more:

1). A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

scroll
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

2) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

3)A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!


4) Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

5)What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

6)One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

7)Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

8)Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]

:thumbup: ....................

[amitkool21]

Here is a puzzle for you..........

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now......... Please answer Very Honestly as it is your Life and Death Trial……


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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...

[meetdilip]

Good one Amit

[NrN Kill]

Here is a puzzle for you..........

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now......... Please answer Very Honestly as it is your Life and Death Trial……


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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...

:lol: :lol: ..............

[mickey]

gr8 one mate...