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This is a discussion on Pj thread... within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; Originally Posted by smoothvibes thanks manish... and how do you know about aol oh ****!!! abe saale we both work ...
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07-18-08, 09:01 PM
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07-18-08, 09:23 PM
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07-24-08, 05:00 AM
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Rep Power: 3  | ok folks enogh poking admin and here's something from my side!! Part 1 A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?' The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.' Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam hai kya ?' He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi Bechte' On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?' He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda marunga sar ke upar' The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?' The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi' The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?' Part-2 The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks "Aam hai kya??" The shopkeeper is ready now.... He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face. The parrot looses all his teeth But determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks Scroll Down --- --- --- "AAM KA JUICE HAI KYA???" |
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07-24-08, 01:07 PM
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07-25-08, 01:43 AM
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07-25-08, 09:33 PM
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08-02-08, 06:25 PM
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Rep Power: 11 | Men always have better friends.... They will stand by you, no matter what....!!! Here's an example:- Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirmed that she was with them. Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is still with them!! |
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03-09-09, 10:54 PM
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Rep Power: 5  | sorry to bump old topic......but i wanna add some more Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got itŠ How? ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!! |
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03-09-09, 11:46 PM
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Rep Power: 1 | A man in a restaurant walks upto another man and asks "Are U from west indies" The man replies "No" 10 mins go by the man again walks up and ask the other guy "Are U from west indies" The man again replies a little angrily "I told u already.... NO" another 10 mins go by Again the man goes to the other guy and asks him "Are U from west indies" NOw totally frustrated the man says angrily "Yes I am from west indies....What is it to U???" To which the first guy replies .... .... ..... "Lagta toh Nahi" |
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03-10-09, 05:41 PM
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Rep Power: 5 | All PJ fans, time to go grazy… 1) what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wandaring how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR 2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. 3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan 4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya 5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian??? Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan 6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y?? they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai** 7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. 8) Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students… 9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina |
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03-10-09, 06:53 PM
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| ok its PJ day, catch this one: Today Tommarow and yesterday There Will be ............... One Heart that would always beat for u ........................ You Know Whose ???........................YOUR OWN STUPID!!!  |
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03-16-09, 02:21 PM
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03-16-09, 04:18 PM
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03-17-09, 08:43 PM
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03-17-09, 09:02 PM
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03-17-09, 09:51 PM
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Rep Power: 11 | then one more english sher for you Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. |
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03-17-09, 09:55 PM
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| Lol good one, hope you're not pointing @ me  |
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03-17-09, 09:58 PM
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03-17-09, 10:05 PM
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03-17-09, 10:20 PM
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Rep Power: 1 | Der was a gang. Wo logo ko mar ke unki dead body pe ghanti bajate the. So wht was their profession.. Ans: <MAAR-KE-TING> Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match Sardar: RAINS! NO MATCH! After finishing MBBS. SARDAR starts his practise! He checked his FIRST patient's Eyes Tongue & Ears By TORCH! & Finally he said "Battery is 0K" Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO? Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du? Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do. |
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