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Old 03-17-09, 10:22 PM   #41
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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K"
this one is rocking
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Old 03-17-09, 10:25 PM   #42
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Old 03-17-09, 10:30 PM   #43
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Der was a gang. Wo logo ko mar ke unki dead body pe ghanti bajate the. So wht was their profession..
Ans: <MAAR-KE-TING>

Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match
Sardar: RAINS! NO MATCH!


After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K"


Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
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Old 09-01-09, 09:07 PM   #44
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Once Mickey & Donald had a fight...

Donald threw Mickey on a wall.
Mickey immediatly started writing RAMAYANAM.

WHY?
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Because He became 'WALLMICKEY'
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Old 09-01-09, 11:29 PM   #45
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Here are some more:

1). A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

scroll
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…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

2) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

3)A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!


4) Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

5)What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

6)One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

7)Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

8)Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]
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Old 09-02-09, 06:44 PM   #46
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Here are some more:

1). A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

scroll
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


…Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

2) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
-Ohm

3)A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!


4) Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

5)What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

6)One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

7)Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

8)Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]
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Here is a puzzle for you..........

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now......... Please answer Very Honestly as it is your Life and Death Trial……


Scroll down for answer...
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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...
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Old 09-04-09, 01:05 PM   #48
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Good one Amit
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Old 09-04-09, 05:31 PM   #49
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Here is a puzzle for you..........

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now......... Please answer Very Honestly as it is your Life and Death Trial……


Scroll down for answer...
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Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...
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gr8 one mate...
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That was cool Amitkool
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OMG amit.....this is just killer
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