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Old 07-17-08, 06:44 AM   #1
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BAAP OF ALL PJ's
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


















































Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other

cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little




































Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
























Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".







































If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down































Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
wah jee wah...vada vadiya tha
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i had receieved this joke in an sms once before... yup it was always a good one!!
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Old 07-17-08, 07:40 PM   #3
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Atleast this thread has been named Correctly!!!!
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Old 07-17-08, 11:31 PM   #4
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thanks bro
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Old 07-17-08, 11:33 PM   #5
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KHOON KAR DENE WALA PJ......


Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview..

they enquired him about his

"success ka raaz" ..




he calls Robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird, eagle )"
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Robert immediately brings the baaz..

Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath ..

Mona carries out his order..

he asks Mona to put the baaz on his hand..

he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz..

and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...




all the journalists are lost..

how come this is your success ka raaz...
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" Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "
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Old 07-18-08, 03:54 AM   #6
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ANOTHER DEADLY PJ........ENJOY....


Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a
Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
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becoz,

Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya kare ...
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You are simply gr8888888888888.... (Fainted)
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Officer : What is your name ?
Candidate : M p. Sir

officer : Tell me properly
candidate : Mohan pal sir


officer : Your father's name ?
Candidate : M p. Sir


officer : What does that mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan pal sir


officer : Your native place
candidate : M p. Sir


officer : Is it madhya pradesh ?
Candidate : No, munnur pal sir


officer : What is your qualification?
Candidate : M p. Sir


officer : (angrily) what is it ?
Candidate : Matric pass


officer : Why do you need a job ?
Candidate : M p. Sir


officer : And what does that mean ?
Candidate : Money problem sir


officer : Describe your personality
candidate : M p. Sir


officer : Explain yourself clearly
candidate : Magnanimous personality sir


officer : This discussion is nowhere, you may go now
candidate : M p. Sir


officer : What is it now

candidate : My performance. ...?


Officer : Mp !!!

Candidate : What is that sir..?

Officer : Mentally punctured... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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@gardencityboy, Your joke was quite good but it is not a PJ, it is a regular joke.
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@gardencityboy

M.P ...

"Mujhe pata" tha ye joke...
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Quote:
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@gardencityboy, Your joke was quite good but it is not a PJ, it is a regular joke.
what is the definition of PJ?
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what is the definition of PJ?
PJ means ek pyara sa joke...and you feel like hugging the person who just told you one...
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Old 07-18-08, 05:35 PM   #13
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yaa its a regular joke but still good...
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Old 07-18-08, 06:33 PM   #14
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While visiting India , George Bush was invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says

that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.

"Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who
is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and
says,
"Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr.President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be
using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put
the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and
says,

"Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your
father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who
is
it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a
meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for
several hours, but
nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice
calls
Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has
a

child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother
or
your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of

course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and
exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin

Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"
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lol

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OKKK LAST ONE.....ISKE BAAD OR POST NAHI KARUNGA BAS.......


The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy
x-ud....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death .

Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the
border.....and nothing happened to him ..why??
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...

hehehehehehehehehehehe......
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you are a correct signature line...
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thanks manish...

and how do you know about aol
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accha ek aur PJ maaru kya
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