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How does a smart guy propose to a Girl ?
This is a discussion on How does a smart guy propose to a Girl ? within the Jokes and humor forums, part of the Entertainment and Recreation category; He takes the girl in a boat, to the middle of a deep river and says "Love me or Leave ...
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09-12-08, 01:14 AM
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|  How does a smart guy propose to a Girl ? He takes the girl in a boat, to the middle of a deep river and says "Love me or Leave me alone "  |
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09-12-08, 04:15 AM
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| Aditya  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Delhi/ London
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Rep Power: 11    |  lolz... why dont we have any good river in delhi  |
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09-12-08, 01:48 PM
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09-12-08, 02:39 PM
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Rep Power: 4 | ok that is really a good and nice way to get an +ve answer Last edited by sb21pro; 09-12-08 at 02:39 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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09-12-08, 03:15 PM
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Rep Power: 2 | There might b the situation that gal would push u frm the boat and say "Ok live alone in this water "  |
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09-12-08, 03:26 PM
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so better wear a life jacket next time you try this trick  | |
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09-15-08, 02:36 AM
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Do you really need a good river for that matter  Yamuna will do I guess. | |
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09-15-08, 02:43 AM
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BTW. Good Joke! | |
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09-15-08, 02:46 AM
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|  Dude i posted this way back .....i think ,like 3 days ago .... i am over it.... ok... And i am NOT against females in our forum...ok everybody |
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09-15-08, 03:16 AM
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Rep Power: 11 | no no... yamuna is very far  ok i don't need a girl friend... apni dukh bhari daastaan sunaao kya   lol  chalo chalo puraanae scooter par chalo  |
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09-15-08, 05:56 PM
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Rep Power: 2 | by the way ... why are the Guys asking for good rivers ?? does it matter ? |
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09-15-08, 06:08 PM
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| Some of this guys are'nt married thats y they need a good river |
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09-15-08, 06:22 PM
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Rep Power: 2 | Can you please Women ? A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." |
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09-15-08, 06:25 PM
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| lovelyme pls post your jokes as new threads |
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09-15-08, 06:31 PM
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09-15-08, 06:34 PM
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| Very thoughtful and correct....Or atleast have a seperate single thread for posting your jokes ....mixing it with comments is a bad idea ... |
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09-15-08, 06:39 PM
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09-15-08, 06:50 PM
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Rep Power: 6 | Nice, joke you should post it on a new thread. |
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09-15-08, 06:58 PM
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Rep Power: 4  | no offence... but a SMART guy will NEVER propose to a girl! |
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09-15-08, 08:20 PM
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so tell me u smart or not? | |
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