Thread: How does a smart guy propose to a Girl ?

He takes the girl in a boat, to the middle of a deep river and says "Love me or Leave me alone " :devil:

lolz... why dont we have any good river in delhi :taz:

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ok that is really a good and nice way to get an +ve answer

There might b the situation that gal would push u frm the boat and say "Ok live alone in this water "

Originally Posted by aktmnr

There might b the situation that gal would push u frm the boat and say "Ok live alone in this water "

Seriously , some girls i know would just chuck you into the water and row ashore , if you tried something like tat ...

so better wear a life jacket next time you try this trick

Originally Posted by smoothvibes

lolz... why dont we have any good river in delhi :taz:

LOL
Do you really need a good river for that matter Yamuna will do I guess.

Originally Posted by Eddy

Seriously , some girls i know would just chuck you into the water and row ashore , if you tried something like tat ...

so better wear a life jacket next time you try this trick

You are not still on this Females on our forum are you Eddy.

BTW. Good Joke!

Dude i posted this way back .....i think ,like 3 days ago .... i am over it.... ok...


And i am NOT against females in our forum...ok everybody

no no... yamuna is very far :sad:
ok i don't need a girl friend... apni dukh bhari daastaan sunaao kya :yawn::wub:

lol :29:

chalo chalo puraanae scooter par chalo :scooter:

by the way ... why are the Guys asking for good rivers ?? does it matter ?

Some of this guys are'nt married thats y they need a good river

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short
and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,
knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are
tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in
when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a
woman."

lovelyme pls post your jokes as new threads

Originally Posted by Eddy

lovelyme pls post your jokes as new threads

No eddy...somehow i dont digest the idea for starting a new thread for every joke... I may be wrong !!!

Very thoughtful and correct....Or atleast have a seperate single thread for posting your jokes ....mixing it with comments is a bad idea ...

Originally Posted by Eddy

Very thoughtful and correct....Or atleast have a seperate single thread for posting your jokes ....mixing it with comments is a bad idea ...

Thanks Eddy. Will do that.

Nice, joke you should post it on a new thread.

no offence... but a SMART guy will NEVER propose to a girl!

Originally Posted by StarryKnight

no offence... but a SMART guy will NEVER propose to a girl!

so according to ur theories i guess ur philosophy is that a smart guy proposes to guys instead..

so tell me u smart or not?

Ah!! A smart guy waits for the girl to propose, ain't it!

Originally Posted by Alexina

so according to ur theories i guess ur philosophy is that a smart guy proposes to guys instead..

so tell me u smart or not?

Now why the hell wud i imply that every smart guy is gay?!

i think u misunderstood it. I meant he will never give way to lifelong misery on his own...

as relton said he wud wait till it becomes impossible for the girl to continue like that...

Originally Posted by StarryKnight

Now why the hell wud i imply that every smart guy is gay?!

i think u misunderstood it. I meant he will never give way to lifelong misery on his own...

as relton said he wud wait till it becomes impossible for the girl to continue like that...

I never thought i would set of such an enlightening discussion :clown:

lol...

Originally Posted by Alexina

so according to ur theories i guess ur philosophy is that a smart guy proposes to guys instead..

so tell me u smart or not?

LOL... Alexina :14:
I know this girl always hits on correct point