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ShAdOwCoN

Hi guys i came across these stories

Some wise guy(s) seemed to have come up with a bright idea to set up a competition about....."The most embarrassing moments in Your life"

Well here are the first ,second and third best stories (Podium finishers )

Unenviable people

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” and the final three incidents are ….

Third Place
It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
Telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn’t want to miss the call, we didn’t have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights
Suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled “SURPRISE!? My entire family, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment!
For what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.

Second Place (a lady)
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her
That if she didn’t start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
Kissing Daddy’s pee-pee (d@#k) last night!? The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in
tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me was the screams of laughter.

And the Winner Is……

First place
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, “If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?” “That’s correct.” responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”. After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor’s reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he
answered her question, “It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat! “


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smoothvibes

ha ha ha ha

wonderful

ShAdOwCoN

Well looks like its ok.....

Mr.Tooth Fairy

well well ... nice one .. i have loads.. doubt.. i dont post in ere as like it will break rules posting non veg jokes and all..

@admin.. can i????

ShAdOwCoN

Hey,

Dude these r nt NV jokes these are real life stories !.........Anyways there are no vulgar words used & there is nt exactly anything explicitly vulgar about anything in these stories...

Mr.Tooth Fairy

hmmm i see.. agreed

Dragon

No Eddy...I think we all are mature enough to take this as a joke

Really these ones are hilarious

just4kix

Hmmm...

All that glitters is not gold. All that contains glucose is not sweet.

gardencityboy

That was good laughter

smoothvibes

second joke of the thread

ShAdOwCoN

We r so alike ... my fav too was the second one !