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    Default Funny Statements

    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

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    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me.

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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?

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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?

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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.

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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep

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    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning

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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk

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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.


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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........

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    Bravo :14:

    This is the kind of stuff required !!

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    Which Quote you like the most??

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    nice ones
    i liked the sleep related ones
    n the animal lOOve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
    By this I remember one more

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    and behind every satisfied woman there is a exausted man

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    heard only some of these before, but very good as a whole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post
    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
    I am gonna print this out and stick it all over my office

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    Highlight the one about work station...

    All of them were very
    Funny Statements

    Thanks for sharing all those good thoughts
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    Quote Originally Posted by manish View Post

    "work fascinates me"
    i can look at it for hours
    :14::14::14::14:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manish View Post
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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk
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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
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    The Best One
    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
    this one i killer.......

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    here are some more...

    Why are they called as apartments
    when they are all stuck together....

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    There are 7/5 % people in this world
    who does not know Fractions....

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    A rational person is a nice contrast to the real world....

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    I'm an excellent housekeeper.
    Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

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    i have a lot more collection now out of town when i go back ill update them all

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