Thread: Single or Engaged

As you all know i am single and have lot many reason to be single

I have some reason why Life without Girl Friend is cool


1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

How many of you agree with me on this

agree with u on certain details but still, they are a necessary evil. :lol:

myself am taking some time off after a long7 year engagement and enjoying the serenity/blissful existence as long as it lasts.

:lol::lol::lol:

Mr.Smoothy, what r u doing with this thread , seriously



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Originally Posted by Evander Leopold

agree with u on certain details but still, they are a necessary evil. :lol:

myself am taking some time off after a long7 year engagement and enjoying the serenity/blissful existence as long as it lasts.

:lol::lol::lol:

Mr.Smoothy, what r u doing with this thread , seriously



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You too in the taking a vacation Category[The X Factor] .... i see :lol: :lol:

Welcome to d club

:clap:

hmmmm,

i m hurting and u r celebrating, what a pal..........

:lol::lol::lol:

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Originally Posted by Evander Leopold

hmmmm,

i m hurting and u r celebrating, what a pal..........

:lol::lol::lol:

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Always Good to have company

Like they say

The More the Merrier

Originally Posted by Evander Leopold

Mr.Smoothy, what r u doing with this thread , seriously

what do you mean mate :confused1:

I mean if the ladies see this thread, then.........:lol:
They will probably even find u in the IBB meet ----- well, i suggest buy a bullet-proof vest before u go there......

there is probably already a khokha on my head by now.......
Now, u r walking my line too......


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its my own way

BTW: I can not see even a single post by any female here LOL :lol:

yaeh, thats kinda strange..........

1. You can stare at any guy.......

2. You don't have to spend money on him.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No bf, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

7. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

..................and all the other reasons too!

Well i can very much say the same thing, the above problems occur when having a bf! There changed the phrases to male in what smoothvibes posted!


So yes im single but not ready to mingle! I'm perfectly happy!

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

I did nt know you were queer ..

:lol: :lol:

Moral of the story : Smoothvibe's posts are not open source

Originally Posted by smoothvibes

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

Originally Posted by Preeti_20

1. You can stare at any guy.......

voyerism

:nono: :nono:

Indecent Habit

Well, I don't agree with all the points... But some points do happen in reality... And I enjoy them as and when they come... Having a girlfriend isn't something hot... but is a necessity for me...

ohhh really... maddy
havin a girlfrind is necessity, can you explain why and any good reason :confused1:

well, a girlfriend used to do my homework and assignments in college
so that was sort of a necessary girlfriend

-F

Originally Posted by farce

well, a girlfriend used to do my homework and assignments in college
so that was sort of a necessary girlfriend

-F

which stream were u in ???
can u lend me her phone number ?????? please.:lol::lol:

Originally Posted by Evander Leopold

which stream were u in ???
can u lend me her phone number ?????? please.:lol::lol:

sorry Leo, even I don't know her phone number now!!!
we just drifted apart and lost contact after college.

-F

You two people are unbelievable.

Its a necessity... cuz I crave for the emotional support, care which only a girlfriend can provide... I can share with her anything... which I can't normally do with my parents now or male friends... And thought of girlfriend produces adrenalin which is good for any male's brain...

Note - Adrenalin is a hormone which when produced boosts the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles.

Originally Posted by Archer

You two people are unbelievable.

why, what did I say ???

Originally Posted by itsmemad

Its a necessity... cuz I crave for the emotional support, care which only a girlfriend can provide... I can share with her anything... which I can't normally do with my parents now or male friends... And thought of girlfriend produces adrenalin which is good for any male's brain...

good points. correct 4 all who loves to love.

Originally Posted by Evander Leopold

why, what did I say ???

You need girlfriend to do homeworks.

No, but if she can help with that either direct-way or by the adrenalin-way (acknowledgement to madds) , thats a Bonus. Isnt it ?????

what wouldnt i give 4 a girlfriend who can write my assignments the same way she can bug me !!! jokes aside, girls r indispensable, life without 'em is incomplete.

Wish I had a girlfriend to push me around and make me do my own home works. :13:

Originally Posted by Archer

Wish I had a girlfriend to push me around and make me do my own home works. :13:

that sounds more like a wife than a girlfriend

Originally Posted by itsmemad

Note - Adrenalin is a hormone which when produced boosts the supply of oxygen and glucose to the brain and muscles.

sacchi
i was not aware :no:

Originally Posted by Archer

You need girlfriend to do homeworks.

yes please
now i understand why my homework never got completed

@Leo if you get farce's gf's number then please pass it to me too bro, one assignment still pending here, don't have a gf till date, sab kaam khudh karna padta hai :sad:

Originally Posted by farce

that sounds more like a wife than a girlfriend

Really. Maybe my mind is older than me.

Still this is my view.

Wife: All nagging and little fun.
Girlfriend: Little nagging and lot of fun.